Happy birthday America!!

[onearmedbandit]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Finn bet me to it, couldn't think of the name of the show.

[SARGE]

Come on Sarge, we know the radio station was WKRP. You're Less Nesman! I thought you looked at me funny when I walked into your "office"

cmon Finn.. how could you tell from under the desk?

this is what i was always accused of...

[onearmedbandit]

The war injury, that's how.

[Big Dave]

since then, we have been protector of the free world..

As you know - I favour much that is American but There is the perfect example of why people get a bit peeved with Yanks sarge and seeing you volunteer as representative - you are ONE of the protectors of the free world - as is Australia, Great Britain, New Zealand, New Guinea and every other country that has laid down it's youth in the cause of right and frequently in ALLIANCE with the US - but you guys are so patriotic and wrapped up in Old Glory that you hardly recognise it.

It comes across as you are the only ones.

Apart from that you are only 1-1-1 in major league starts in the last 50 years anyway.

Representative hat off:

Have a good day, my friend.

dc

[Finn]

Baby, if you've ever wondered
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm slaving on the floor in Coleman’s K Road, Colemans, next door to R&R Sports.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking
My arse is really sore right down to the bone
Maybe me and Dove were never meant to be
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm down at Coleman’s there’s a sale on soon

[Motu]

.. the day the Colonists said "Piss Off" to good old King George and the rest of the poms..
:

But still cling to good old Mother England and her system of weights and measures,a nice comfortable security blanket.And it was a quaint touch to use a British drinking song for the National Anthem.

Happy Birthday - have you seen the flags on the Bridge?

[SARGE]

But still cling to good old Mother England and her system of weights and measures,a nice comfortable security blanket.And it was a quaint touch to use a British drinking song for the National Anthem.

Happy Birthday - have you seen the flags on the Bridge?

hell man... only songs we know are drinking songs...

no i havnt Motu.. i'll have a drive by tonight .. thanks ..

As you know - I favour much that is American but There is the perfect example of why people get a bit peeved with Yanks sarge and seeing you volunteer as representative - you are ONE of the protectors of the free world - as is Australia, Great Britain, New Zealand, New Guinea and every other country that has laid down it's youth in the cause of right and frequently in ALLIANCE with the US - but you guys are so patriotic and wrapped up in Old Glory that you hardly recognise it.

It comes across as you are the only ones.

here fishy fishy fishy

[Big Dave]

hell man... only songs we know are drinking songs...

no i havnt Motu.. i'll have a drive by tonight .. thanks ..





here fishy fishy fishy

Ha - If I really took the bait I would have talked like I was standing next to you:
'Fuck you yanks are wankers, sarge.'

I was trying to make intelligek...intellger...smart conversation with the thrust and parry of vigorous yet polite debate.

[chris]

its July 4th.. and 230 years ago today.. the American Declaration of Independance[/URL] was signed and adopted.the day the Colonists said "Piss Off" to good old King George and the rest of the poms.

After signing the declaration of independance, didn't they spend a lot of time working out a way to stay British ?

[SARGE]

After signing the declaration of independance, didn't they spend a lot of time working out a way to stay British ?

yea Chris.. youre right..we collected thier Red coats and they gave us a whole lotta muskets.. fired once.. dropped once... but good shape overall..

[Finn]

Meanwhile, on a tiny island in the south pacific we're still confused about who the fuck we are. We don't have a constitution, all we have is a load of shit written on a snot rag.

Ugga booga!

[Storm]

Happy birthday to y'all. So when will you be sober again-2 days ? 3? Next week sometime?

[Ixion]

So wheza cake , den? An da free beer ? Ur bday u godda treat, right?

[SARGE]

Meanwhile, on a tiny island in the south pacific we're still confused about who the fuck we are. We don't have a constitution, all we have is a load of shit written on a snot rag.

Ugga booga!

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

So wheza cake , den? An da free beer ? Ur bday u godda treat, right?

see?.. y'all got that backw

[Swoop]

NZ could take a leaf out of the patriotism book here...
The US is covered with flags from the west coast to the east coast, and celebrations abound.
What does NZ do on waitangi day? Cut down a flagpole occasionally, throw eggs, and insult the prime minister...

Oh F*uc, I like the last one...