Happy birthday America!!

**slowpoke** · 6th July 2006, 10:38

Originally Posted by SARGE

the US just wants Korea's KimChee

Hahaha, forget the frikkin' missiles......the world should be scared of kimchee....that's some seriously scary shit!!

**jazbug5** · 6th July 2006, 17:53

You heard it here first...

**Waylander** · 6th July 2006, 21:28

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Ok,

Russia is no longer communist you illiterate ass monkey.

Fine then some other commy country I really don't give a shit.

**jazbug5** · 6th July 2006, 21:34

Waylander, American Ambassador to New Zealand displays his cultural sensitivity and knowlege of international affairs once again...

so when are they transferring you to the Embassy in Iraq?

**DougB** · 6th July 2006, 21:39

The worst effect on us of American independence from England was that the Brits could no longer sent their criminals to America as convicts as they had been doing for many years.
They had to send their bad guys and gals to Australia, so we have two countries founded by crims.

Nuff said!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Waylander** · 6th July 2006, 21:40

Originally Posted by jazbug5

Waylander, American Ambassador to New Zealand displays his cultural sensitivity and knowlege of international affairs once again...

so when are they transferring you to the Embassy in Iraq?

Hey cool when do I recieve my first paycheck? I know exactly where I'll spend it.

**Swoop** · 6th July 2006, 21:49

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I don't think they'd target Auckland.

They'd kill too many Koreans.

They would kill South Koreans.

Where are the missiles?? NORTH Korea.
The northern gimp wouldn't give a toss about bowling over some south Koreans, them neighbours aint all that friendly...

**jazbug5** · 6th July 2006, 21:49

Originally Posted by Waylander

Hey cool when do I recieve my first paycheck? I know exactly where I'll spend it.

On a bullet proof vest and body guards, if you have any sense!

**Indiana_Jones** · 6th July 2006, 22:03

USA! USA! USA!

I have to go to my U.S. Visa interview soon, $170 w00t

-Indy

**scumdog** · 6th July 2006, 22:38

Yee-haww!!
Flew my Stars'n'Stripes from the Chez Scumdog flagpole all day!!

**Winston001** · 7th July 2006, 12:59

It is well known that July 4th is a National Day of Mourning for the USA. This is the day they dropped out of the British Empire, thus prematurely ending their connection with the Commonwealth and more importantly, Princess Di.

Thus the poor Americans don't have any royalty or knighthoods, so they are reduced to fawning over ersatz royalty such as talk-show hosts and bimbo actresses.

Sad really. My heart goes out to you Sarge for all that might have been.

**Ixion** · 7th July 2006, 13:30

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yee-haww!!
Flew my Stars'n'Stripes from the Chez Scumdog flagpole all day!!

Star'n'Stripes. Ought that not to have been the Stars'n'Bars? Wod r y' sum gawd-darned Yankee?

**SARGE** · 7th July 2006, 13:45

Originally Posted by Winston001

It is well known that July 4th is a National Day of Mourning for the USA. This is the day they dropped out of the British Empire, thus prematurely ending their connection with the Commonwealth and more importantly, Princess Di.

Thus the poor Americans don't have any royalty or knighthoods, so they are reduced to fawning over ersatz royalty such as talk-show hosts and bimbo actresses.

Sad really. My heart goes out to you Sarge for all that might have been.

yea .. and we dont have Bangers and Mash or Spotted Dick or Blood Pudding either

**The_Dover** · 7th July 2006, 14:25

Originally Posted by Swoop

They would kill South Koreans.

Where are the missiles?? NORTH Korea.
The northern gimp wouldn't give a toss about bowling over some south Koreans, them neighbours aint all that friendly...

Meh, slanty eyes, black hair, eat dogs.

Mind you, they'd probably get more South Koreans if they hit Auckland than they would if they hit Seoul. It was full of septics when I was there, until some big black military policeman came around all the bars and nightsticked them back to barracks.

That was funny.