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    Angry F**ken Suzukis

    F**ken suzuki,s who would want one, I hate them, woke to a awsome sunday day morning, thought would be great to get out, go for a blat, yea thought go woodhill forest, got the the dirt bike out, checked it over seemed fine as I have just went for a short ride 2 days earlyer, just thought I would start her up before loading on to trailer, that's when it all turned to custard, F**ken thing wouldn't start, got to the point where if I had a match i would have burned the f**ker, so thought will try my daughter DRZ125 just to see if that would start, same F**ken thing, have to bikes in my garage that wont go the only one that goes is the O'll HONDA, every suzuki I have owned has always given me greef F**ken things.

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    Yip, my honda CRF has been in storage since Christmas. I got it out last weekend and it started 2nd kick.

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    Got an old XL100 as a do up, just a run about for anyone wanting to lean to ride, didn,t want them to crash the DRZ, since they cost so bloody much, it's a pretty sad looking bike, but good old HONDA reliability the bikes been sitting in the back of the shed since i brought it, 2 to 3 kicks away she goes,

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    Suzooks are discriminating bikes.
    They're just showing their disapproval at having to share a garge with a Honda.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Suzooks are discriminating bikes.
    They're just showing their disapproval at having to share a garge with a Honda.
    This sounds like the response of a suzuki owner eh? Can't yet say that I've had a problem with the DRZ (yet), but by the sounds of it, it could just merely be a matter of time. There are 8 bikes in the garage and out of that are 3 HONDA. I know for a fact that I can jump on any of the 3 HONDA and they will allways start up. There are also 4 suzuki & one yamaha, possibly soon a kawasaki (which we all know are only green suzukis anyhow). I allways have my fingers crossed when starting those others up, but so far they have not let me down either...
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    got 2 zukis in the shed, both beautiful bikes, both start both run.........dont know what your issue is, maybe time to go buy a harley........
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    Perhaps they just dont like you? lol
    I have never had a problem with any of my Suzukis. Maybe its that they sense your distrust.

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    I was always led to believe that ALL Jap bikes were SO much more reliable than any H-D.
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    Yeah, fucken Zuki's. Burn them!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    Perhaps they just dont like you? lol
    I have never had a problem with any of my Suzukis. Maybe its that they sense your distrust.
    i had trouble with my 86 starting....but only at midnight when it was cold. and after a while she would always start and get me home. dispite that i was gutted when we got hit by a car. now my 05 is as reliable as can be....and id be happy on her for the rest of my life! [tis just the stealership thats not reliable.]
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    Your just not worthy of a suzuki

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike
    Your just not worthy of a suzuki
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    My old CBR couldn't handle crashes and it often didn't start up

    As for my RG, starts every 10th kick/2nd push start and after crashing into a ditch the only significant damage was the footpeg being ripped off

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