Drowned a Honda!!

**Riff Raff** · 5th July 2006, 13:07

Well one good thing is that you finally had a bath!

**Two Smoker** · 5th July 2006, 13:11

Originally Posted by cowpoos

whoooooooaaa!!!! hold up there smiley!!!! don't let ya mouth write cheques that ya brain can't cash!!!!

So your saying that your even more gay than my mind can comprehend??? Farken hell....

**limbimtimwim** · 5th July 2006, 13:13

I suspect the drowning was an act perpetrated by his subconscious.

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 13:16

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

So your saying that your even more gay than my mind can comprehend??? Farken hell....

no

.....but judging by your repley your far far dumber than I ever gave you credit for....better to be thought of as silly than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

.... nice one....two cans on lynx remeber!

**Postie** · 5th July 2006, 13:37

Hey Poo's. it says in the herald
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10389826
that it might flood in the Wairapa

just thought i'd give you a heads up

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 13:44

Originally Posted by Postie

Hey Poo's. it says in the herald
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10389826
that it might flood in the Wairapa

just thought i'd give you a heads up

cheers bro....typical weather/news people bit fuckin late for that ain't it....bloody hell....might need to go to town and get some new wellingtons....my other ones have holes in them!

**Mental Trousers** · 5th July 2006, 13:48

After all that I bet you made the dog walk.

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 13:52

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

After all that I bet you made the dog walk.

well yeah...he was dumb enough to come with me...the other two dogs gave me the "you got to be fuckin joking look" when I start the bike this morning...they re smart dogs...wouldn't be seen dead on a honda!!

**Two Smoker** · 5th July 2006, 14:35

Originally Posted by cowpoos

no

.....but judging by your repley your far far dumber than I ever gave you credit for....better to be thought of as silly than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

.... nice one....two cans on lynx remeber!

Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaattttteeeee..... Im far more stupid than you can even imagine... and yes, two cans of lynx... Ill be at Pukekohe this weekend if your around...

**inlinefour** · 5th July 2006, 14:44

Originally Posted by cowpoos

well as your kiddies may have realised from the midday news its a bit damp in welli and the rapa today...well I went to shift my Moo's earlier...and took my honda quad out to play in the mud...after shifting a few mobs to higher ground because of flooding on the farm and starting up all our flood pumps [a big chunk of the farm is below the level of lake wairarapa]...I was heading up to feed my top mob of cows...came up to the sheep yards which are just before the bridge and the otakura was over flowing the banks and spilling all over area around the sheep yards and flowing through the paddocks...so I though...I'll just creep in and get ready to reverse out if need be and see if I can make it to the bridge and over and maybe to the other side...hmm...so I doodle forward and it comes up to the tank of the quad...though to my self...hmmm...thats getting deep....just a little further....then I must hav deviated off the side of the metal track [as I was only guessing where it was...couldn't see it]...glug glug glug....quad sinks...then we getting nicely swept towards the fence by the current...blam...splosh!!! hit the fence...I go S@#&%^#*@*$^%$^#*#*%^*&##@((@$*$&#(#)@)@*$&@(@(*&$*#(@##$&*$#&$*(#@(#^&$(*#@*$^&$*# fucker *$^#*(*@&$^#@$&$% arse **#@$*&@(^%(@&#($&(@%)@!)!@*$%& cunt &**#$%*((@$& etc...and pushed the dog off the bike...and then jump in myself...nicely waist deep...follow the fence along to a higher point and swear and bitch the whole walk home...and go find a tractor to get the stupid bike...man was I pissed when I discover my smokes were wet!!!!! mutha fucka...

so I probally deserve bling for drowning a honda in style!!!

How does that make the bike stupid?

MD · 5th July 2006, 16:06

Originally Posted by inlinefour

How does that make the bike stupid?

Because being a Honda it starts first time every and goes exactly where the 'Rider' points it.

Next time Poos let the dog steer.
So you saying it's not a good day for a blat over your way? Bloody brilliant weather over this side of the hill at the mo - passes the Tui

**Sparky Bills** · 5th July 2006, 16:17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Thats some bloody funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smooooooooth!