What do you use your Harley for?

**The_Dover** · 6th July 2006, 13:56

Well, like they say Lou.

You can't have a vagina and brains.

**Goblin** · 6th July 2006, 13:58

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Nothing on two wheels impresses women like Harleys.
It's all primal, that a man can tame 2 1/2 tonnes of thundering US iron makes them weak above the knees. They just don't think some hunchbacked race suit clad sprotbike rider is mating material.

Oh it's all about impressing women is it?

Don't know that any women are actually impressed by a 1340cc penis extention.

**Lou Girardin** · 6th July 2006, 14:04

Originally Posted by Goblin

Oh it's all about impressing women is it?

Don't know that any women are actually impressed by a 1340cc penis extention.

You don't think a 1450cc penis is impressive?

But to be fair, I think that the fact a guy can drop $60,000 on a weekend toy has a bit to do with it.

**Rashika** · 6th July 2006, 14:14

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Well, like they say Lou.

You can't have a vagina and brains.

I guess you would know ALLLLLL about that eh Dover?

Originally Posted by Goblin

Oh it's all about impressing women is it?

Don't know that any women are actually impressed by a 1340cc penis extention.

....errr that be a 1450cc extension, and yup for quite a few THAT is all it IS about.
Just as well some of us have a decent bike to make up for what *they* may be lacking. Tho I have been and am still very lucky in that department

**The_Dover** · 6th July 2006, 14:20

Yeah, I got da brains.

**Rashika** · 6th July 2006, 14:21

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Yeah, I got da brains.

REALLY?? I thought it was more of the vagina....

**The_Dover** · 6th July 2006, 14:22

No but Vicky lets me borrow hers if I'm nice.

**Rashika** · 6th July 2006, 14:27

Originally Posted by The_Dover

No but Vicky lets me borrow hers if I'm nice.

well I guess you must be nice on occasions then? Or then again, maybe its been a while for you huh?

anyway back to the thread... I LUV my Harley, cos it has the heart of a Harley and the feel of a sportsbike and the Passion of a Buell!

And I use it whenever I want a buzz of the 2 wheeled variety

**Goblin** · 6th July 2006, 14:30

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

You don't think a 1450cc penis is impressive?

But to be fair, I think that the fact a guy can drop $60,000 on a weekend toy has a bit to do with it.

Right on the money there! It's the size of the wallet that impresses most women(and guys for that matter) I must be really odd then if I'm impressed by the down on his luck nobody who still enjoys life without feeling the need to try to impress with "image".

1450cc penis does nothing for me

**Hailwood** · 6th July 2006, 14:31

At the risk of being accused of actually sticking to the question here............I have owned my Harley for about 6 months and found it to be the most comfortable bike I have ridden in my 29 years of mc ownership. Yes it is not as fast as a jappa sportsbike and may not handle like italian bikes ( Ive owned three Italian bikes and they arent all that either by the way) but as a bike for a good cruise on a weekend with my wife on the back or for a longer sedate trip (120 kmh) I would not have any other bike.

Yes there are some posers riding Harleys but you get that with all bikes....same as a sportsrider in full race leathers going round the bays...oooo gonna get my knee down...pfft..

The downsides of owning one are: higher insurance premiums, takes so damn long to clean all the chrome after a ride, the high cost of accessories if you go down that track.

Upsides: fun to ride..isn't that why we own motorcycles?

Anyway just my two cents worth.....

**Big Dave** · 6th July 2006, 14:32

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Nothing on two wheels impresses women like Harleys.
It's all primal, that a man can tame 2 1/2 tonnes of thundering US iron makes them weak above the knees. They just don't think some hunchbacked race suit clad sprotbike rider is mating material.

And the bling of the bikes themselves.
And the way they sound.
And how comfortable they are (some are for passengers too)
And how they make you feel when riding one
And all the nice doohickeys and cool clothes - best boots ever thanks lou.
And the attitude
And the service
And quite a bit more but I can't be arsed.

**The_Dover** · 6th July 2006, 14:34

And the fact that if you buy one Maurice will be your friend for life.

Your special friend.

I really have nothing against harlyes, or hondas. Just kawasakis.