politics and religion

[vifferman]

Oh - and Allah, while you're at it, could you please give Zed a sense of humour too? He takes himself (and life) WAAAAY too seriously...

[Jesus Christ]

Oh - and Allah, while you're at it, could you please give Zed a sense of humour too? He takes himself (and life) WAAAAY too seriously...

I have tried in the past but the most devout of my followers seem to lacking a number of attributes, humour among them

[Motoracer]

I have tried in the past but the most devout of my followers seem to lacking a number of attributes, humour among them

What relation is Allah to you Jesus?

[Allah]

Allah, I have no sense of humour. Could you please endow me with one?

ANYONE WHO DRESSES AS YOU DO MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR, INFIDEL.

What about the platypus? Is that unclean? (Is it OK to eat them? And if so, what's the best way to cook them?)

THE QURAN IS CLEAR:
"Forbidden to you (as food) are dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine and the animals on which has been invoked any name other than that of Allah and which has been killed by strangling, or by a violent blow or killed by a fall or that which has been gored to death, that which has been (partly) eaten by wild animal unless you are able to slaughter it in due form, that which is sacrificed on shrines" (5 : 4).

YOU MUST KILL IT ACCORDING TO THE HALAAL WAY.

[Dr Bob]

good point I struggle to stay awake for more than five minutes without thinking about bikes.

When you are off your bike you struggle to go five minutes without thinking about bikes. Can you manage five minutes when you are actually riding your bike - isn't this when you get in contact with your spiritual side.

[Allah]

Oh - and Allah, while you're at it, could you please give Zed a sense of humour too? He takes himself (and life) WAAAAY too seriously...

THE ONE YOU CALL ZED HAS BEEN PLACED ON EARTH AS A TRIAL FOR THE FAITHFUL. THAT ONE IS CALLED "A TRIAL BY TEDIUM" - FOR IT IS WRITTEN:

...and so Zed was sent to the faithful and he spake thusly for 30 days and 30 nights and the faithful did lament and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth and banging of heads on temple walls as Zed spake the word on and on and on and on and on and on world without end..."

[MikeL]

world without end..."[/i]

Wrong. Zed and CK are counting down the days. Can't be long now.

Is it the rapture that you are most looking forward to, Zed, or the fire and brimstone for the rest of us?

[vifferman]

...and so Zed was sent to the faithful and he spake thusly for 30 days and 30 nights and the faithful did lament and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth and banging of heads on temple walls as Zed spake the word on and on and on and on and on and on world without end..."

Thirty days and nights?!? Thirty days!?!?&%$#@!!!
You're a feckin' eedjit, Allah (no offense, you stupid bastid)! He's been pissing people off for far longer than that!

Homer Simpson said you were a cruel and vengeful god, and he was right!

[Zed]

Is it the rapture that you are most looking forward to, Zed, or the fire and brimstone for the rest of us?

Sounds like a question for the other thread Mike. :sneaky2:

[vifferman]

Sounds like a question for the other thread Mike. :sneaky2:

Sounds like evasion, Zed.

[Allah]

Thirty days and nights?!? Thirty days!?!?&%$#@!!!
You're a feckin' eedjit, Allah (no offense, you stupid bastid)! He's been pissing people off for far longer than that!

Homer Simpson said you were a cruel and vengeful god, and he was right!

I MAY BE A CRUEL AND VENGEFUL GOD BUT I HAVE MY LIMITS - 30 DAYS OF ZED IS TOO MUCH - TALK TO JC...

[vifferman]

I MAY BE A CRUEL AND VENGEFUL GOD BUT I HAVE MY LIMITS - 30 DAYS OF ZED IS TOO MUCH - TALK TO JC...

Ehhh... I tried, but he seemed to busy with someone else.

[Motoracer]

Ehhh... I tried, but he seemed to busy with someone else.

Did he put you on hold too or say that he'll get back to you?

[scroter]

When you are off your bike you struggle to go five minutes without thinking about bikes. Can you manage five minutes when you are actually riding your bike - isn't this when you get in contact with your spiritual side.

spiritual side never heard of it. far to manly for that.

[vifferman]

Did he put you on hold too or say that he'll get back to you?

Oh - I didn't actually get to speak to Himself, just his P.A., Lucifer SomeoneOrOther. Had a very nice voice, but made some VERY rude suggestions about what I could do while I was waiting....