Poseurs who can’t ride...

[Oscar]

I know what you mean Oscar - I sit and watch the bikes at the intersection outside,must be half of them have both feet down and walk the bike along to the front of the Que,makes me cringe.

I wonder who teaches them that? maybe the same ones who teach people to drive shuffling the steering wheel - oh man that looks dangerous,but some pen pusher has read a study.....

The other one that makes me cringe is scooters whizzing down the left hand side of waiting traffic at full speed....




BTW: 4skins and me will be in the big smoke this weekend. Wanna try and git together fer a beer?

[kerryg]

I got a tasseled jacket,Had it about fifteen years.
Got it cheap an was going to cut the tassels off until I realised how much they get up the noses of all you image freaks.Now I wear it on charity runs an such.I can almost hear the sport bike bunnies wanking off about it .
These are the same tastless types that dress like tubes of tooth paste an then have the gaul to critisize others.

Sorry the tassel remark was just me being a smart arse....nothing against tassels at all....

Just unfortunately associate them (probably very unfairly) with U-syllies riders on Fat Boys....

[vifferman]

The other one that makes me cringe is scooters whizzing down the left hand side of waiting traffic at full speed....

What about bikes? Is it OK for bikes to do that? Is it, huh??

[White trash]

I got a tasseled jacket,Had it about fifteen years.
Got it cheap an was going to cut the tassels off until I realised how much they get up the noses of all you image freaks.Now I wear it on charity runs an such.I can almost hear the sport bike bunnies wanking off about it .
These are the same tastless types that dress like tubes of tooth paste an then have the gaul to critisize others.

Oi! I'm dead sexy in me toothpaste tube thankyou! Especially when I'm taking the piss out of tassels!

[jrandom]

Especially when I'm taking the piss out of tassels!

How do you do that, bundle 'em up and wring real hard?

[vifferman]

How do you do that, bundle 'em up and wring real hard?

[Oscar]

What about bikes? Is it OK for bikes to do that? Is it, huh??

It's OK for anyone to do it, providing they're not surprised when somebody pulls left or opens a car door....

[vifferman]

It's OK for anyone to do it, providing they're not surprised when somebody pulls left or opens a car door....

Well, I was a little surprised. Thank goodness (or God/Satan/Allah) for leathers and kneepads. Oh yeah - and those stupid heavy-duty stainless steel mufflers (made by Sankei, y'know) that Honda fit to FireStorms.

The funniest one was when I was sneaking between stopped cars and parked cars, and bumped the parked Volvo's mirror. The woman inside couldn't do anything, so she knocked on the window at me.

[Allah]

Well, I was a little surprised. Thank goodness (or God/Satan/Allah) for leathers and kneepads. Oh yeah - and those stupid heavy-duty stainless steel mufflers (made by Sankei, y'know) that Honda fit to FireStorms.

The funniest one was when I was sneaking between stopped cars and parked cars, and bumped the parked Volvo's mirror. The woman inside couldn't do anything, so she knocked on the window at me.

Please don't bring religion into this, Motu will get upset again...

[Jackrat]

Sorry the tassel remark was just me being a smart arse....nothing against tassels at all....

Just unfortunately associate them (probably very unfairly) with U-syllies riders on Fat Boys....

Nah give it heaps mate,she's all good.

[Jackrat]

Oi! I'm dead sexy in me toothpaste tube thankyou! Especially when I'm taking the piss out of tassels!

Yep,that's more like it.
Something about variety being the spice of life huh.

[Motu]

It's OK for anyone to do it, providing they're not surprised when somebody pulls left or opens a car door....

Shit,I took out a pushbike once in a campervan who was doing that - I turned left (indicating) as he was trying to break the land speed record all tucked in.I felt bad about it,but if you're doing that sort of stuff it pays to keep your head up and eyes forward.

I made a free weekend for a change - why don't you guys make a mess of it,I'll PM my contact details.

[White trash]

Yep,that's more like it.
Something about variety being the spice of life huh.

She'd be a boring fucken world if we all rode GSXR600s.

[Jackrat]

Don't tell im' I told ya' this but mate Lee was once lane spliting on a scooter when a fool in a van opened the door on him.
He ended up at the head of the line with the car door hanging around his neck.Good thing the window was open huh.
Lee is not a small fella aye.

[sAsLEX]

I noticed that he dragged his feet for 10 or 15 feet

I sometimes do this in the wet, especially after filling up, as the bottom of my boots get real slippery and dont grip the pegs until they have had a little scrubbing.