Poseurs who can’t ride...

[Deano]

got me a nu Soozuki Intruder

Or have it surgically removed before it festers.

[scumdog]

Born Again Biker.

A term for oldish guys who haven't ridden bikes for a couple of decades. Seems to be restricted to the male of the species. The kids leave home and he wanders out one day and puts a FXDWGBSTFL and a tasselled jacket on the credit card.

What's even scarier is when you get the Wanna Go Fast flavour of BAB who wander out and put an R1 on the card. I believe we discussed them recently under a link posted re. the situation in the UK.

Hey, easy on the tassled jacket comments, I'm a bit sensitive about them,

[scumdog]

I got a tasseled jacket,Had it about fifteen years.
Got it cheap an was going to cut the tassels off until I realised how much they get up the noses of all you image freaks.Now I wear it on charity runs an such.I can almost hear the sport bike bunnies wanking off about it .
These are the same tastless types that dress like tubes of tooth paste an then have the gaul to critisize others.

Im with you Mr J.R. nothing provokes comment like turning up at a rally with Mrs S.D. and BOTH of us wearing matching tassled jacket, some of the detractors get right T'd off when I convince them that I believe they are only jealous, -and it generally is not from the "tube of toothpaste" guys ,