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  1. 19th July 2006, 21:14 #1
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    The horror... the horror...

    *rocks back and forth*

    http://www.nealsbikepage.pwp.blueyon....uk/zx12r.html

    (The story of one man and his... er... well, read it through and see what you think...)


    Okay... what other examples of Death By Bling can the terminally bored find out there?
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  2. 19th July 2006, 21:16 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    *Okay... what other examples of Death By Bling can the terminally bored find out there?
    Have a look at my 'painting' thread for the example your requested of old bloke bling....
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  3. 19th July 2006, 21:20 #3
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    Sorry, Paul- not even remotely horrible enough to qualify..!
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  4. 19th July 2006, 21:23 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    Sorry, Paul- not even remotely horrible enough to qualify..!
    Drat - must try harder...

    The next one - um - powder blue?
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  5. 19th July 2006, 21:27 #5
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    He went from a Fireblade to that???? Sometimes I wonder about people? Whats wrong with him?
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    Couldn't figure out what you were on about, thought it looked quite good, and was expecting something quite nice when I saw the pictures of the carbon fibre wheels.

    And then it happened about 80% of the way through the page 50cent and Snoop Dogg beat him up, stole his bike, did horrible blingy things to it, and gave it back to him
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  8. 19th July 2006, 21:45 #8
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    Front mudguard, scratched it getting it in n out of house, not happy!
    He keeps it in the house? I'd be leaving it outside hoping someone would steal it.
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    Wow,that was....um,like really exciting,thanks Jaz.I think he makes a good stereotype analretentive - I bet his bathroom is really clean,and all the towels hang perfectly straight.

    If he walked into my house,or saw my bike he'd probably have a breakdown on the spot.Oh deary me,the world is full of sad people....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bling Dude
    I spent all day yesterday cleaning and polishing my bike ready for the Wednesday run to Sherburn.

    I text a few of the lads and not one seems bothered about the ride out, has my crash really put every one off..?
    *cough*

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  11. 19th July 2006, 23:23 #11
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    Me thinks he's gone a bit....ahhh no (correction) WAY overBORED! Sad thing is that's 5mins I spent looking at that site I've never get back.

    Stuffed the brake calipers and other alloy bits with the waterblaster - ahhAHH.
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    All I have to say to that is Holy Bling Batman!
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  13. 20th July 2006, 08:13 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    *cough*
    Yeah that picture paints 1000 words....
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    If he'd left it the way he'd got it from the shop, with the paint job; that bike would have been cool.

    I'm sure by now he has a sheepie seat and has raised that bars.
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    I think it actually looks alright. I've actually just finished building that exact bike (Tamiya model), in green with the same decals...

    I don't see anything wrong with someone buying something THEY like and doing it how THEY want it. If it makes him happy whats wrong with it?
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