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    Not enough dosh in it?

    Riding over the bridge this morning, all's right with the world. I pass an HP car and the indicate to pull in front of him. A quarter-wit in a 4WD and trailer decides he wants that bit of lane too and just moves right without indicating as I'm drawing up to the corner of the trailer. So I flick left into the left lane, give a shake of my head and point at said moron so the chummy in the HP car notices.
    What do you think he did?
    1/ Nothing
    2/ He was on the 'vinegar' stroke and didn't notice a thing
    3/ He was deep in a doughnut fantasy.
    4/ All of the above.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    He would have done nothing and why should he? Don't you know that the only thing that kills or causes accidents on our roads is speed? Sheesh!
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    5. Pulled you over and gave you a ticket for giving him the finger
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    Oh sounds like the cops aren't on the ball anywhere this morning. I should have been given a speeding ticket this morning....
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    How about this:

    Do YOU feel like working first thing in the morning?

    (or 4/ all of the above)
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    Be glad you weren't doing 81kph, Lou
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    He was hoping the 4wd would hit you. The more of these above-the-law motorcyclists off the road the better.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Oh sounds like the cops aren't on the ball anywhere this morning. I should have been given a speeding ticket this morning....
    Me too, we are inheriting lou's karma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MWVT
    Me too, we are inheriting lou's karma.
    lol, I was lucky that there was another bike just in front of me inthe next lane so he/she prob couldnt tell which of us it was.... That or the poor guy had just been working 12 hours and just couldnt be arsed, though I highly doubt it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Be glad you weren't doing 81kph, Lou
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    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
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    Shit you must be dead. Speed kills.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
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    It is irresponsible people like you that give bikers a bad name...you were obviously going too fast, and he never saw you, why else would thebacon turn down a chance for revenue??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    ...just couldnt be arsed...
    That's what my vote is for. Just cos you speed past a cop doesn't automatically mean they give a shit, or that they had their radar on, or that they aren't on their way to another job...
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    I am gonna go with option 4.
    I know that im probably way off base here and the coppa leapt to your defence and ticketed the 4wd guy for reckless driving or something, but I have become cynical and dissillusioned lately.
    So is anyone gonna tell me Im wrong...





    anyone????




    oh ..... ok

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    Holy shit. Exact same thing happened to me today. No real danger, cause I'm pretty quick, but I had just moved from the right lane to the middle lane and just before the wellesley st offramp, an audi moves in on me in my lane, so I swing it right, and jump on the brakes. Cop was in the left lane one car back... just drove on and got off at the next exit.

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