Neighbor troubles

[Squeak the Rat]

Kidnap people off the street and lock them up for three years out of reach of the law, because they just might be involved in some of the incidents........

[idb]

Putting the fence up was a good idea, did your big mate help pay for it?
What you should have done was put your fence up over your property boundary onto the neighbour's property, that way you could have some of their best vege gardens and fruit trees etc.

When they get a bit shitty about it and throw stuff over the fence and kick your rubbish bins that's when it would be reasonable for you to set fire to their houses.

[Ixion]

their kids throw bottle rockets and fireworks on my property and generally tear shit up in my yard.

"ear, none ov dis. I'm da geezer wiv the shop up the road what sells them rockets and fireworks. Substantial part of my profit stream they is, don't none of you go interfering, or you'll get some for y'selfs.

And , Sarge, if'n you want to deal to 'em, come see me, I've got HEAPS of stock , rockets, bangers, all sorts , at real good rates.

EDIT: Oops, silly me, forgot to tell y the shop name. Haliburton & Sons, it is.

[ManDownUnder]

"ear, none ov dis. I'm da geezer wiv the shop up the road that sells them rockets and fireworks. Sunbstantial part of my profit stream they is, don't none of you go interfering, or you'll get some for y'selfs.

And , Sarge, if'n you want to deal to 'em, come see me, I've got HEAPS of stock , rockets, bangers, all sorts , at real good rates.

Give dover a new gixxer and send him in ya reckon?

[The_Dover]

"ear, none ov dis. I'm da geezer wiv the shop up the road that sells them rockets and fireworks. Sunbstantial part of my profit stream they is, don't none of you go interfering, or you'll get some for y'selfs.

And , Sarge, if'n you want to deal to 'em, come see me, I've got HEAPS of stock , rockets, bangers, all sorts , at real good rates.

Bloody irish.

[SPman]

Hey Sarge,

Swing by our parts department on the way home from work and pick up some testicles.

You selling yours? Cheap?

[Brett]

Burn your own house down and then say " hah you fockers, now what ya gonna bitch about"...then try and claim the coin from insurance...not too sure how that ties in with your little extended metaphore though...

[kickingzebra]

How to make thier position untenable.
That is the question.

The truth will always out eventually, and the man with truth has power. Bearing that in mind, if you have the big man on your side, you will come out on top.

Unless you piss him off.

Fight hard, but fair, and don't worry about what may or may not make the newspapers.

[SPman]

Fight hard, but fair, and don't worry about what may or may not make the newspapers.

Theres no such thing as a fair fight! Its either all...or nothing!

[Ixion]

Hey Sarge,

Swing by our parts department on the way home from work and pick up some testicles.

'Ere Finn. Stop rabbiting on about selling y'r balls, and get down to Hamihole tonihgt. If they're as big as you claim we can put them to good use

Or are you one of those who just bleat like lambs about the government doing nasty things, but roll over like a good lad for the next shafting?

[idb]

'Ere Finn. Stop rabbiting on about selling y'r balls, and get down to Hamihole tonihgt. If they're as big as you claim we can put them to good use

Or are you one of those who just bleat like lambs about the government doing nasty things, but roll over like a good lad for the next shafting?

Good grief - what's happened to you Ixion?
You used to be such a nice boy..............

[The_Dover]

Good grief - what's happened to you Ixion?
You used to be such a nice boy..............

I think he's on Pee.

[McJim]

This can't be a parable for the Middle East as was suggested earlier coz there was no reference to a bunch of people from another country with no title to the house irrationally gifting it to Sarge after he forcibly squatted in it. I believe he bought it properly.

I must therefore offer what humble advice as to what I would do - I wouldn't get heavy coz they know where you live and you've got kids to think of too. Try to sell the house if you can then once you've got it sold and moved away and they don't know where you live THEN send in the troops.

No harm, no foul. No Witnesses, No crime.

[Finn]

Or are you one of those who just bleat like lambs about the government doing nasty things, but roll over like a good lad for the next shafting?

Close, but no cigar. I'm one of those people who bleats like lambs about the government doing nasty things, then finds more interesting ways to not pay tax. Paying tax only encourages bad behaviour.

I was seriously thinking of coming down but have already made other arrangements. Yell out a "BULLSHIT" for me will yah.

[Finn]

Jesus Christ used parables to make his point of view understandable to the masses.

Looks to me like Sarge is using local scenario to emphasise his points about the Middle East and you are all just walking straight into it.

Well done Sarge it makes a welcome change to the same old same old and it's not even in the name of "God".

With age comes wisdom (or in my case just baldness). You're onto him Oldrider.