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    If you talk like this, you are cabbage!

    Single letters can be used to replace words. Examples include:

    be becomes b
    see becomes c
    are becomes r
    you becomes u
    why becomes y
    Equally, single digits can be used to replace words. Examples include:

    ate becomes 8
    for becomes 4
    to, too, or two becomes 2
    Individual syllables can be replaced with a single letter or digit. Examples:

    ate becomes 8, so:
    activate becomes activ8
    great becomes gr8
    mate becomes m8
    later becomes l8r
    plate becomes pl8
    be becomes b
    for or Fore becomes 4, so:
    before becomes (combining both of the above) b4
    therefore becomes there4
    More miscellaneous adaptions of characters include:

    ss being replaced with $
    oo being replaced with %
    Combinations of the above can be used to shorten single or multiple words. Examples:

    your and you are both become ur
    Other transcriptions of slang or dialect terms can be used if they are shorter than the original. A good example of this is the way in which because, often pronounced as cos in English, is written like so, saving four characters.

    Another device used in text language is the removal of vowels from a verb, such that a set of consonants remain, which should still be recognisable as a word. So, between could become btwn.

    Equally, whole words may be omitted, especially articles.

    Another device used, is the replacement of an 'orr' with the abbreviation 'oz'. Hence Sorry would become Soz and Tomorrow would become Tomoz. This can be further abbreviated into 2moz.

    'Sorry i forgot to phone you. I will see you tomorrow'

    ...would become...

    soz i 4gt 2 fon u.i c u 2moz

    The use of punctuation is limited. Only full-stops and exclamation marks are ever used in general. After a full stop, a space and capital letter is often ommitted.

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    Arrow Be carefull.

    Hitcher will have kittens if he sees this. I think anyone replaces the written with that sort of crap, then they become a muppet. Although Im told there is now a text dictionary for that sort of abbreviation (if thats what they can be called).
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    ...and if you post on KiwiBiker then:

    "You are"
    OR
    "you're"
    becomes 'your'.
    Eg/ "Your ghey" (My ghey what???)

    'Lose' (verb) becomes 'loose' (adjective)
    Eg/ "I loose the front end at the corner entry."
    (If your front end is loose I recommend you tighten it up a notch. If your girl is loose, introduce her to me)

    Their (Their house)
    OR
    They're (they're wankers)
    can be substituted for 'there'

    Garage becomes gargre.
    Sportsbike becomes sprotsbike.
    and Gay becomes Ghey.
    (But I kinda like these bastardisations of the English vernacular)

    and lastly,
    A Writeoff (as in: My bike was written-off)
    can be replaced by 'right-off'.
    (you are right-off the use of proper English )

    Here endeth the lesson...
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    Nothing bastardised about ghey. Nor does it mean the same as gay. Perfectly good English word, slipped into disuse for a few centuries and now revived . It is the Ghey of the "Ghey Gordons"
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    Rght i thnk m bgiz 2 ndstnd vis lnaz. ts jst a mttr f nglctn ll vwls miz fw wrds & sbsttttn bbrvtns wr nccz.
    Time to ride

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    That took you about 10 minutes to write, didn't it Jantar?

    What's a Ghey Gordon? I know I've heard it before somewhere...
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar
    Rght i thnk m bgiz 2 ndstnd vis lnaz. ts jst a mttr f nglctn ll vwls miz fw wrds & sbsttttn bbrvtns wr nccz.
    You make my head hurt....

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    10 minutes? No it was more like only 900 seconds.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    You make my head hurt....
    It makes my head hurt too - what the hell does it say? Perhaps it's some head-hurtin' spell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by apteryx_haasti
    It makes my head hurt too - what the hell does it say? Perhaps it's some head-hurtin' spell?
    And mine. I just followed the rules in the initial post to change normal language into txt. Unfortunately, no rules are given for translating back again, and I now have no idea of what I wrote. I would be gratefull if anyone can translate my post back into english for me.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by apteryx_haasti
    It makes my head hurt too - what the hell does it say? Perhaps it's some head-hurtin' spell?

    Go have a glass (or two) of rum, you'll either read it clearly or not care that you can't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander
    Go have a glass (or two) of rum, you'll either read it clearly or not care that you can't.
    But your head will hurt worse the next day.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    So, 15 minutes then?

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    Gahhhh! Have you guys lost control of your bowels? Thud.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Gahhhh! Have you guys lost control of your bowels? Thud.
    I have a new sig image for you Hitcher!



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