If you talk like this, you are cabbage!

[Hitcher]

[B]Poor Mr Hitcher - I fear he may have an apoplectic fit...

j0!

Here's one for Zed:

0wr F4th3R, wh0 0wnz h34\/3n, j00 r0x0rs! M4y 4|| 0wr b4s3 s0m3d4y Bl0ng t0 j00! M4y j00 0wn 34rth juss |1|3 j00 0wn h34\/3n. G1v3 us th1s d4y 0wr w4r3z, mp3z, 'n pr0n thr0ugh a ph4t |. 4nd cut us s0m3 sl4ck wh3n w3 4ct lik3 n00b l4m3rz, juss 4s w3 g1v3 n00bz 4 l34rn1n wh3n th3y l4m3 2 us. Pl34s3 d0n't l3t us 0wn s0m3 p00r d00d'z b0x3n wh3n w3'r3 t00 p1ss3d t0 th1nk 4b0ut wh4t's r1ght 4nd wr0ng, 4nd 1f j00 c0uld k33p th3 f3i 0ff 0wr b4ckz, w3'd 'pr3c14t3 1t. F0r j00 0wn 4ll 0wr b0x3n 43v3r 4nd 3v3r, 4m3n!

[MattRSK]

This is why I made this thread. Next time I get a text in this language I will just tell them to get lost. Englisch nicht sprechen, no hablar inglés, ne pas parler anglais, non parlare inglese, não falar o inglês.

[yungatart]

This is why I made this thread. Next time I get a text in this language I will just tell them to get lost. Englisch nicht sprechen, no hablar inglés, ne pas parler anglais, non parlare inglese, não falar o inglês.

You forgot, "f*** off"

[MattRSK]

stoppen, mich texting du wenig unwissendes Bumsen

[mstriumph]

That took you about 10 minutes to write, didn't it Jantar?

What's a Ghey Gordon? I know I've heard it before somewhere...

those northern blokes that talk funny & wear skirts?

[yungatart]

[B] Poor Mr Hitcher - I fear he may have an apoplectic fit...

j0! Here's one for Zed:
0wr F4th3R, wh0 0wnz h34\/3n, j00 r0x0rs! M4y 4|| 0wr b4s3 s0m3d4y Bl0ng t0 j00! M4y j00 0wn 34rth juss |1|3 j00 0wn h34\/3n. G1v3 us th1s d4y 0wr w4r3z, mp3z, 'n pr0n thr0ugh a ph4t |. 4nd cut us s0m3 sl4ck wh3n w3 4ct lik3 n00b l4m3rz, juss 4s w3 g1v3 n00bz 4 l34rn1n wh3n th3y l4m3 2 us. Pl34s3 d0n't l3t us 0wn s0m3 p00r d00d'z b0x3n wh3n w3'r3 t00 p1ss3d t0 th1nk 4b0ut wh4t's r1ght 4nd wr0ng, 4nd 1f j00 c0uld k33p th3 f3i 0ff 0wr b4ckz, w3'd 'pr3c14t3 1t. F0r j00 0wn 4ll 0wr b0x3n 43v3r 4nd 3v3r, 4m3n!

I rest my case! Who will be the BDOTGNZA now?

[Patch]

Crikey - its been awhile since I've read so much dribble. Can't believe I actually read it all, and am now adding to such dribble. And some people wonder why the kiddies made up their own dribble - probably 'cause they didn't want to dribble like a bunch of old fossils, namely their olds

[Hitcher]

zen & T @ f m2 cycl mn10nc

[Hitcher]

And one for the Poms...

Gd CTRL-S r gr8sh Qun.
Long liv r nobl Qun.
Gd CTRL-S th. Qun!
ALT-S hr vktr ES,
Hp E & glr ES,
Lng 2 rain ovR S;
Gd CTRL-S th. Qun!

[Ixion]

I rest my case! Who will be the BDOTGNZA now?

BDOTGNZA ? Mere pedants. Call BOTTYNZ, the original and only certified Grammar Nazis. Accept no imitations, demand BOTTY on all occasions. We give green stamps.

[Waylander]

I think Hitcher's keyboard exploded....

[Flatcap]

The inability to construct a complete and correct sentence is the universal sign of a congenital moron.

I for one refuse to use "txt speak" in sms messaging. This is largely due to me being a grumpy old git.

[Ixion]

txt spk. Itz txt spk. !vwlz.

[Flatcap]

txt spk. Itz txt spk. !vwlz.

But I like vowels! They do a lovely job of seperating the consonants! And what about the word queueing...5 vowels in a row...FIVE of the little buggers

[Ixion]

Vowels are SOOOO 20th century