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  1. 31st July 2006, 14:40 #1
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    I knew it was going to be a shit week when....

    1. I woke up and it was raining.
    2. I got on the bike and noticed the fuel light was on
    3. I couldn't see shit thru my visor cos of rain and fogging
    4. The motorway was packed and my supercorsa pro's made it clear they didn't like wet cats eyes.
    5. I ran out of fucking gas just before tip top corner.
    6. I had to push the bike in the rain to the nearest gasser
    7. I got on my way again as water started to seep in to my shithouse Sidis.
    8. The rain then made it's way in to my gloves.
    9. The rain started to trickle onto my balls.
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    Bad Luck mate, and on a monday to, where is the justice in that????
    I feel for ya!!!!
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    well at least the power was on so ya could have a preicious latte once and thee office...chin chin...
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    So the fuel light went as if by magic JUST when you got on to go to work?
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    In some cultures, water running down your balls is considered an art form...

    Nah, who am I kidding, sucks to be you!! LOL
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    ...the rain then made it's way in to my gloves...the rain started to trickle onto my balls.
    I wouldnt wear your gloves on your balls matey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    So the fuel light went as if by magic JUST when you got on to go to work?
    Beat me to it on that one...

    The fuel light is on... so I'll go to the gasser, nah straight for the motorway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Beat me to it on that one...

    The fuel light is on... so I'll go to the gasser, nah straight for the motorway!
    Yeah, I was in a rush and usually get about 70 - 80km out of the reserve. I figured as I had only done about 35 I would make it to work.
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    Did you try the old trick of turning the tank upside down, to get the bit of fuel that gets caught in the nether recesses. Worked a treat for me a week or so ago when I ran out just before the Otara turnoff (NOT a good place to be pushing a bike!).
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    No, but I did manage to fire it up again to give it a handful that gave me enough momentum to coast down the off ramp.
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    Bummer dude, hope the week gets better

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    gutted todd... drink your sorrows away!
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    Can I have some more abuse and piss taking please?

    The sympathy shit makes me uneasy.
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    1. I woke up and it was raining.
    2. I got on the bike and noticed the fuel light was on
    3. I couldn't see shit thru my visor cos of rain and fogging
    4. The motorway was packed and my supercorsa pro's made it clear they didn't like wet cats eyes.
    5. I ran out of fucking gas just before tip top corner.
    6. I had to push the bike in the rain to the nearest gasser
    7. I got on my way again as water started to seep in to my shithouse Sidis.
    8. The rain then made it's way in to my gloves.
    9. The rain started to trickle onto my balls.

    A You waking up at all was bad enough !!!
    B Spend money on Gas not Grass
    C Crap in the Toliet not you helmet
    D Don't ride over dead Cats with Slick tyres
    E Don't take Ice cream roads
    F Refer to B
    G Put your feet on the Handlebars
    H Put hands under you Fat Arse
    I You shouldn't have ya Dick out in the rain as it will shrink even smaller

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