Road Rage

**McJim** · 1st August 2006, 15:31

I hate violence....and all other orchestral stringed instruments too...never saw a justified 'cello though......

**Deano** · 1st August 2006, 15:53

Originally Posted by The_Dover

No no, it's "you meet the GAYEST people on a Honda."

I'd believe your arse was cheap, but I bet it ain't tight.

**The_Dover** · 1st August 2006, 16:08

Originally Posted by Deano

I'd believe your arse was cheap, but I bet it ain't tight.

Well, what would be to needle dicked honda riders? A stoma?

**Deano** · 1st August 2006, 16:20

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Well, what would be to needle dicked honda riders? A stoma?

Better a small dick but know how to use it than the king of bikes but can't ride it.

**The_Dover** · 1st August 2006, 16:24

Is it really that hard to operate a penis?

**Calo** · 1st August 2006, 16:37

Originally Posted by Ozzie

Sort of thought about the retribution thing, a couple of times, even last Thursday a young bro tried to out staunch me in the middle of the lane, him on foot, me on the bike.

I hate the way those little pricks do that. Especially when I'm trying to change into the lane they're friggin' standing in, to get around a corner. I usually hurl abuse at them on the way past.

**S&S** · 1st August 2006, 16:38

Road rage sucks.... Especially when your on a bike. No point getting in a argument with a 2 ton vehicle, we ain't going to win the fight.

I have only every punched a car once, but that was to save my own bacon. Once I was riding up the North Western Motorway in the fast lane cruising at 100km, not many cars about except for a blue 4 door sedan being driven by a asian lady in the middle lane next to me. For no reason at all she indicates into my lane & starts to pull over towards me & forcing me into the middle barrier at 100? I rev the shit out of my bike to make her hear me.. nothing, & my bike isn't quiet! She keeps moving over, I have run out of room to pass her or drop back, so I ride the clutch & take my right hand of the throttle & proceeded to give her drivers window a full on punch to wake her up. That soon got here attention, problem is she wobbled so badly she almost collected me in the process. What do ya do?

**Bend-it** · 1st August 2006, 16:48

Accelerate ahead or brake to hang back and then harrass said cager... Souldn't have a problem with that on a TL...

I've done plenty on my 250 bandit! Not the harrassing bit though, I'm a good boy...

**Bend-it** · 1st August 2006, 16:49

Woo hoo!!! 200 posts!! I have no life! or work!

**inlinefour** · 1st August 2006, 16:50

Originally Posted by ZeroIndex

suddenly the baby from Meet The Fockers doing those actions about making fun of Ben Stiller being a nurse are floating around in my head

but don't worry, I'm not making fun of male nurses, just pointing out that Ben Stiller is an uppety n00b.. <-- see Extras episode 1 for proof..
..just like Mad Mel (Gibson), who got done badly for drunk driving, and anti-semetism <-- on the news last night..

*Anti-Semetism: A hate for jews <-- just like Cartman..

I have no idea what it is your on about, but it sounds like a load of bollocks. I'm the one who upsets the apple cart by not appreciating political correctness, gays and complete safety. Many of my workmates used to give me shit about riding motorsickles, until I advised them they must be mistaking me for someone who gives a toss. That worked perfectly...

Originally Posted by 98tls

does that get a bit creepy sometimes inline?

Nah working with the mentally unwell I can do quite easily. I just sometimes struggle working with a big bunch of shelias and the b/s that often is associated or the clucking b/s that comes out of their mouth when they are together. Often talking to psychotic people just is the better option eh.

**Skyryder** · 1st August 2006, 18:28

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yep, people HAVE been charged and convicted of using a car as a 'weapon' in an assault when they have deliberately ran at/run into a person.

A person as in pedestrian?? How would that go with someone on a bike?? or does that not count.

Skyryder

**Her_C4** · 1st August 2006, 18:49

There are some pretty 'out there' responses peoples!!!!

AWEsome. Some good - some bloody funny - and some downright confusing

Appreciate the feedback (all of it!) and have some food for thought. Agree with the comments about the 'L' plate though. It does seem to incite some drivers to a senseless rage....

**2much** · 1st August 2006, 19:01

Worst incident I've had was earlier this year. Was heading north just past Piopio when a car coming the opposite direction and towing a trailer started to drift into my lane.

No worries I thought, I'll just move left and give him some space. Figured he must have been going too fast and the trailer had caused him to swerve over the white line or something. But he didn't swerve, instead he kept coming across towards me and I ended up having to serve to the far left of my lane to avoid him.

I pulled over on the side of the road to catch my breath and gather my thoughts. I was fuming, this fucking wanker had just played with my life. What if it had been a learner like my missus who was following on my 250? I thought about ringing the cops but those cunts wouldn't do shit, especially when I didn't have a plate. And there was no way I was letting this fucker get away with it so he could do it again to another biker.

So I told my missus to go find somewhere safe to wait for me, turned around, and took off in pursuit. I caught up with them on the passing lane south of Piopio, It was 2 old guys and a chick (50-60ish). The drivers window was down so I lifted my visor, leaned in his window, and ask what the fuck he thought he was doing. The cunt just looked around and smiled at me! Now i was furious, I told him that if he thought it was so funny perhaps he should pull over so we could discuss it (i swear, if they had've pulled over I would've knocked him the fuck out). After saying this a few times I could see they had no intention of doing that.

Just as i was about to put my boot into the driver's door I remembered the (wider than the car) trailer behind me and had a nasty vision of me losing my balance and going under it. So I decided against that idea and dropped back to think about it. As I drew next to the boot of the car I spotted the aerial. Nice. I grabbed it and was surprised how easily it came off in my hand. That felt better so I pulled up next to the driver, leaned in, flicked him the bird, and told him what I thought one more time. Hopefully he'll think twice before playing dodgems with motorcyclists next time.

Wait till some fucktard thinks it's funny to play with your life, then tell me you'ld take the "sensible option".

And I hope they went away with an "opinion of bikers" after that. it could save some rider's life.