The MIGHTY EMPIRE

[The_Dover]

don't forget the world cup boomer, we won that too

[McJim]

fuck off.. we won both the wars...

Still got a German Queen though....so who REALLY won?

[boomer]

hey, as long as i dont get colonised or analised i'm a happy camper

and if we could obliterate the irish, most of north america and any sand jockies that'd be a bonus

[tomthepohm]

Dont forget the Gerris Bommer.

At least English women dont have hairy pitts. Yumm Actung..

[DougB]

My missionary ancestors came to New Zealand in the 1820's to tame the savages so you lot could come.

I apoligize for them - as they did not do a very good job of it. Many of the savages are still untamed.

[Ixion]

Oh, maybe we are related by digestion. Some of my ancestors maybe ate some of yours?

[Magua]

My missionary ancestors came to New Zealand in the 1820's to tame the savages so you lot could come.

The english side of my family came to try and exploit the iron sands. He failed, became a farmer and then pissed it all away.

[Lou Girardin]

don't forget the world cup boomer, we won that too

Winning something once isn't anything to brag about.
My ancestors tried to teach yours to wash, they ate the soap.
At least they know what it's for now.
Washing. Once a week whether they need it or not.

[The_Dover]

But Lou, your ancestors are a bunch of teenage boy shagging paedophiles and possibly the most corrupt nation on earth. Worse than Nigeria even.

Not to mention a bunch of pussies when it comes to war.

[Karma]

possibly the most corrupt nation on earth.

I thought that was the Vatacan.

[Lou Girardin]

But Lou, your ancestors are a bunch of teenage boy shagging paedophiles and possibly the most corrupt nation on earth. Worse than Nigeria even.

Not to mention a bunch of pussies when it comes to war.

You're thinking of Greeks. Italians are as hypocritcal about boy shagging as the poms.
And corruption? Have you been following what Blair and his cronies have been up to?
Want to buy a peerage?
Yeah, I suppose Italians aren't much interested in wars they don't believe in. But they did kick the Austrians out in WW1.

[Ixion]

But Lou, your ancestors are a bunch of teenage boy shagging paedophiles and possibly the most corrupt nation on earth. Worse than Nigeria even.

Not to mention a bunch of pussies when it comes to war.

The late Mr hannibal might have a different idea.

I'd say that the Roman legions were probably the most effective armed force that has ever existed.

Maybe why they conquered pretty much the whole known world.

[Lou Girardin]

I thought that was the Vatacan.

That's the most corrupt CITY in the world.
Quite a few boy shaggers there I believe. It must be why so many Poms visit.

[Karma]

That's the most corrupt CITY in the world.

My understanding is that the Vatican is actually a nation state?

[Lou Girardin]

The late Mr hannibal might have a different idea.

I'd say that the Roman legions were probably the most effective armed force that has ever existed.

Maybe why they conquered pretty much the whole known world.

True Ixion, they didn't beat the Celts though. Their short swords meant they had to get too close to them, well within BO range. Apparently the Celts practiced the first chemical warfare.