The MIGHTY EMPIRE

[The_Dover]

The late Mr hannibal might have a different idea.

I'd say that the Roman legions were probably the most effective armed force that has ever existed.

Maybe why they conquered pretty much the whole known world.

But wasn't he spanish or some kind of dago?

Italy is a pussy country, the best thing they ever produced was lasagne.

[Lou Girardin]

I prefer pasta a'scuitta personally. But puttanesca isn't bad.

[McJim]

True Ixion, they didn't beat the Celts though. Their short swords meant they had to get too close to them, well within BO range. Apparently the Celts practiced the first chemical warfare.

Actually the Romans kicked Celtic Arse big time - it was the Picts or Woad (natives of Scotland) that gave them a hard time - remember this was Britain before the English arrived. The whole of England was Celtic before the Romans - during this period of history the ENGLISH were still living under the rule of romans in their native GERMANY or Northern FRANCE. Hence any true Englishman is half German and half French with a sizable chunk of Danish thrown in.

[Karma]

But wasn't he spanish or some kind of dago?

Italy is a pussy country, the best thing they ever produced was lasagne.

Also Spagetti bolengase (fucked if I can spell it), and lets not forget the delectable Marisa Tomei

[Ixion]

But wasn't he spanish or some kind of dago?

Italy is a pussy country, the best thing they ever produced was lasagne.

He was Carthaginian. Not dago, maybe classifies as wog. One of the greatest generals in history. he whopped the Romans up, and he whopped them down. Until they finally got their own back , when Scipio Africanus defeated him at Zama. All the Scipios were good soldiers.

[The_Dover]

He was Carthaginian. Not dago, maybe classifies as wog. One of the greatest generals in history. he whopped the Romans up, and he whopped them down. Until they finally got their own back , when Scipio Africanus defeated him at Zama. All the Scipios were good soldiers.

Fuck man, I bet you were there to witness it all as well?

Still, I think italians are a bunch of poofs, cheats and thieves.

Especially Lou.

[SwanTiger]

The late Mr hannibal might have a different idea.

I'd say that the Roman legions were probably the most effective armed force that has ever existed.

Maybe why they conquered pretty much the whole known world.

I'd have to say Churchill was pretty on par with Hannibal in terms of "greatness", if it wasn't for the dynamics of democracy and the British being a pack of homo's Churchill would of written a new chapter in history, not just repeated shit from the past like the clowns Tony Blarrr and Georgie Pie, who are just a few clowns that come to mind.

Towards the late 1800's the French had a pretty good thing going on too, and with such a man as King Louy Douy Philippy Weepy (Louis-Philippe) creating war machines such as the French Foreign Legion ... I'd compare it to a Hannibal / Roman Legions combination. If it wasn't for that fucked in the head old fart of a clown ruling France at the time of DubyaDubya II or whichever war it was, puckering up, France would of come out in a different light, but I don't really know too much about that.

Maybe I'm just being biased 'cos I like dominant old fat white men like Churchill and sexy French woman with long legs and beautiful eyes.

[Lou Girardin]

Fuck man, I bet you were there to witness it all as well?

Still, I think italians are a bunch of poofs, cheats and thieves.

Especially Lou.

Love you too, big boy.

[Lou Girardin]

Actually the Romans kicked Celtic Arse big time - it was the Picts or Woad (natives of Scotland) that gave them a hard time - remember this was Britain before the English arrived. The whole of England was Celtic before the Romans - during this period of history the ENGLISH were still living under the rule of romans in their native GERMANY or Northern FRANCE. Hence any true Englishman is half German and half French with a sizable chunk of Danish thrown in.

OK, my mistake. I can't tell one barely intelligible race from another.
So your average Pom has had German AND French in him?
Explains a lot.

[Ixion]

OK, my mistake. I can't tell one barely intelligible race from another.
So your average Pom has had German AND French in him?
Explains a lot.

I believe Maurice boasts of having had 11 different nationalities in him. Dunno whether he classes as an average Pom, though, he's a bit shy.

[McJim]

OK, my mistake. I can't tell one barely intelligible race from another.
So your average Pom has had German AND French in him?
Explains a lot.

Yep, that's what the history books tell us - and you can't argue with history.

[The_Dover]

I believe Maurice boasts of having had 11 different nationalities in him. Dunno whether he classes as an average Pom, though, he's a bit shy.

Maurice is a kiwi.

Did yousee his book about hsi big OE? "Around the world: in 80 gays"

[tomthepohm]

Haha, well as it happns i am half Italian and half English, so i have the best of both Empires.
haha

[The_Dover]

so what you're saying tom is that you like small boys, can't fight and only wash once a week?

[tomthepohm]

Mate, how can you say that, the Romans invented baths while the English where still rolling in the mud.

As for the fighting, we have done all our fighting 2000 years ago, got nothing to prove, now Italians are lovers not fighters.

Small boys, yea sure....
lol