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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    It seems more like your motto.
    You have no idea!

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    "The handcuffs are tight because they're new......"

    Perhaps more appropriately it should read:

    "The handcuffs are tight because they've never been used. It's too hard to handcuff a car while operating a radar gun"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikerboy
    " We used to have a quota but now we are allowed to write as many tickets as we want!" from spudchuka.
    If true, that's like handing a fully loaded machine gun to a two year old.

    That same approach hasn't worked with burglaries, maybe solving them should now have a quota, atleast some would be solved that way.
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    To solve them, theywould have to turn up first...
    I am surprised the clearance rate for Auckland is up to 8% for burglaries (used to be 6%) - must have been a whole lot of religion or confessions going down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikerboy
    "The handcuffs are tight because they're new......"

    Perhaps more appropriately it should read:

    "The handcuffs are tight because they've never been used. It's too hard to handcuff a car while operating a radar gun"
    how about 'the handcuffs are tight cause i fuckin well tightened them up that way! now stop ya wingeing and act like the man you were pretending to be 5 minutes ago'

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    Use Zip Ties...much more fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    how about 'the handcuffs are tight cause i fuckin well tightened them up that way! now stop ya wingeing and act like the man you were pretending to be 5 minutes ago'
    Yeah, they seem to suck the bravado right out of 'em, before cuffs: - "eff you pig, I'm going to ....(put in favourite hard-ass words here) you, I'll effing ..... you." After cuffs? - "ow these things hurt, hey officer please could you loosen them a bit, hey I won't play up if you take them off, shit these things are too tight man, they've cut off the circulation, aw come on".

    The zip-ties are good, no-brains pull on the "tail" on them trying to get free and tighten them up more, oh dear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikerboy
    "The handcuffs are tight because they're new......"

    Perhaps more appropriately it should read:

    "The handcuffs are tight because they've never been used. It's too hard to handcuff a car while operating a radar gun"
    You'll have to do better than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    The zip-ties are good, no-brains pull on the "tail" on them trying to get free and tighten them up more, oh dear.
    Haven't seen anyone get bottletopped with zip ties either, I'll stick with Smith & Wesson.

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    of course there's nothing like a big scrap, a dose of pepper spray THEN putting them in cuffs, for the meander back to the station for decontamination - wouldn't want to break any road rules while returning to the station now would we.....we're only returning to the station - can hardly blue light to there could we

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    OKAY, for chrissakes, stop the war stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    OKAY, for chrissakes, stop the war stories.
    getting nervious at the thought of meeting some of these fine up standing folk are you Lou?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    OKAY, for chrissakes, stop the war stories.
    Only if you quit your favourite topic, ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Only if you quit your favourite topic, ok.
    What would you have to bitch about if I did?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    What would you have to bitch about if I did?
    I only ever feel the need to bitch when you NAG like a BITCH about THAT topic.

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    who said they're war stories? it's daily life in the police in 2004 - you're not in te aroha now dr lou

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