Bloody Effin Revenue Collectors

**marty** · 9th June 2004, 21:46

so where is this 400m policy found igor? i've never seen it.

**spudchucka** · 9th June 2004, 21:51

Originally Posted by igor

400 metres it says for doing a pursuit cheque in police Policy which came over from MOT policy unless of course u r an ex City Council cop and its anything goes.

Seeing as you appear to be some sort of nit picking tosspot, I'll play your silly game.

In the context of your above paragraph "cheque" should actually be spelt "check".

So my advice to you is to read back through the posts and "check" what I said about this topic. I don't know for sure because I don't give a fat rats arse about that sort of crap and would not for a moment consider issuing a ticket in that manner to anyone unless they were a burgler, thief, rapist, drug dealer or a nit picking tosspot.

**wkid_one** · 9th June 2004, 21:53

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Seeing as you appear to be some sort of nit picking tosspot, I'll play your silly game.

In the context of your above paragraph "cheque" should actually be spelt "check".

So my advice to you is to read back through the posts and "check" what I said about this topic. I don't know for sure because I don't give a fat rats arse about that sort of crap and would not for a moment consider issuing a ticket in that manner to anyone unless they were a burgler, thief, rapist, drug dealer or a nit picking tosspot.

Wooo Wooo - I am starting to enjoy this thread now!

**KATWYN** · 9th June 2004, 22:29

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Funny that, wonder why???

Well, if that is going to be the result of the ticketing campaign
that is great. It will definitely be a positive thing overall for
everyone, including the police & ambos (my mum was a
paramedic for years and never really speaks about the road
trauma side of it) but the tit bits she has said really makes
you think twice about what happens in a vehicle accident-

She has said that cars are nothing more than moving coffins.

I still have a problem with driving a car and having to look at the
speedo too often, to maintain speed though.....

MD · 9th June 2004, 22:30

Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur

*pulls comfy chair closer and grabs some popcorn*

I always like a good show.

yep, pass the popcorn please.

Spud quote: "By the way I don't mind fielding questions if you guys don't mind that the answer won't always be the one you might have hoped for."

Spud, you've got stamina I'll give you that. So while you're answering silly questions then; who did shoot JFK;how is Elvis and when's he likely to leave the building and can I have next week's Lotto numbers please. :spudwhat:

**Lou Girardin** · 10th June 2004, 06:45

Pursuit checks, a forgotten art. But then they actually trained us to do them, and drive properly, and ride properly. Those were the days.
BTW. Katwyn, why do you think everyone doing the speed limit is a good thing?
It hasn't helped the road toll.

**rettun** · 10th June 2004, 07:18

Spud, is there a law that if you follow someone for over 2km then you cant ticket them as its "stalking"?

Also, do you get demerits for licence breaches on restricted licence?

Thanks

**igor** · 10th June 2004, 07:47

Originally Posted by marty

so where is this 400m policy found igor? i've never seen it.

point proven.

lack of training these days, programed to right tickets and not use common sense.

go ask Leo, he should no.

**igor** · 10th June 2004, 07:52

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Seeing as you appear to be some sort of nit picking tosspot, I'll play your silly game.

In the context of your above paragraph "cheque" should actually be spelt "check".

So my advice to you is to read back through the posts and "check" what I said about this topic. I don't know for sure because I don't give a fat rats arse about that sort of crap and would not for a moment consider issuing a ticket in that manner to anyone unless they were a burgler, thief, rapist, drug dealer or a nit picking tosspot.

hook, line and sinker. your easy to bait that a rainbow trout at fairy springs in rotovegas.

as for the spelling its a trade mark of mine to wind up anally retentive spell checkers. you bit again

I don't do traffic either, but it was fun seeing how easy ya bite

it appears with your attitude you need to mellow out a little and not take life so serious

**igor** · 10th June 2004, 07:59

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Pursuit checks, a forgotten art. But then they actually trained us to do them, and drive properly, and ride properly. Those were the days.

Lou it appears that u show no consideration for these wee fellas feelings making comments like this.

Have a long hard think before you make comments like this as some of these wee fellas take life a bit serious and may not be able to sleep after ya hurt there feelings.

now if they don't sleep well, they go to work all grumpy and will take it out on Mr Joe Public.

PS. I agree with what ya said though.

hows old brockie. has he been up to see ya and is he still carrying that 12 volt iron on his bike so he can stop and iron his shirts every 60kms

**spudchucka** · 10th June 2004, 13:26

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

BTW. Katwyn, why do you think everyone doing the speed limit is a good thing?
It hasn't helped the road toll.

It has!

Convince us that raising the speed limit would have a positive effect on the road toll.

**spudchucka** · 10th June 2004, 13:28

Originally Posted by Mark Dunn

yep, pass the popcorn please.

Spud quote: "By the way I don't mind fielding questions if you guys don't mind that the answer won't always be the one you might have hoped for."

Spud, you've got stamina I'll give you that. So while you're answering silly questions then; who did shoot JFK;how is Elvis and when's he likely to leave the building and can I have next week's Lotto numbers please. :spudwhat:

Stamina yes but no crystal ball so you'll have to pick your own lotto numbers. Elvis says to say hi, he won't be leaving anytime soon and that he is sorry for shooting JFK.

**spudchucka** · 10th June 2004, 13:30

Originally Posted by rettun

Spud, is there a law that if you follow someone for over 2km then you cant ticket them as its "stalking"?

No.

Originally Posted by rettun

Also, do you get demerits for licence breaches on restricted licence?

Yes, 25 demerit points for each breach of learner / restricted licence conditions.

**spudchucka** · 10th June 2004, 13:46

Originally Posted by igor

hook, line and sinker. your easy to bait that a rainbow trout at fairy springs in rotovegas.

as for the spelling its a trade mark of mine to wind up anally retentive spell checkers. you bit again

I don't do traffic either, but it was fun seeing how easy ya bite

it appears with your attitude you need to mellow out a little and not take life so serious

Originally Posted by igor

anyone no where i can buy a P

You been taking too much of this stuff?? Would explain the irrational dribble you are currently posting.

Am I a school boy? Not since 1982, you do the math. Your limited grasp of the english language suggests you are either illiterate, an imbicile or a teenager who has just progressed from using text speak to some form of internet pigeon english.

Do something constructive, go suck a fart out of your arse then burp into an open flame.

**spudchucka** · 10th June 2004, 13:54

Originally Posted by KATWYN

(my mum was a paramedic for years and never really speaks about the road trauma side of it) but the tit bits she has said really makes you think twice about what happens in a vehicle accident-

She has said that cars are nothing more than moving coffins.

Humans can and do come apart in quite spectacular ways as the result of crashes. Its something that every road user needs to remember.