Bloody Effin Revenue Collectors

[Firefight]

Do something constructive, go suck a fart out of your arse then burp into an open flame.

Hey now come on Spud, the NZFS is working hard to promote fire safety in NZ homes, if you are going to hand out that sort of advice atleast caution it with a ""Do out side """, but other than that a dam good reply.


Firefight.

[igor]

Am I a school boy? Not since 1982, you do the math. Your limited grasp of the english language suggests you are either illiterate, an imbicile or a teenager who has just progressed from using text speak to some form of internet pigeon english.

hey spuddy - i left school on 1981. hey u could of bean in the same class as me when u were a second year fifth.

what school did ya go 2

go Taupo-nui-a-tia

yawn. time to step back sit on the side line again for a few months.

bye

[spudchucka]

Hey now come on Spud, the NZFS is working hard to promote fire safety in NZ homes, if you are going to hand out that sort of advice atleast caution it with a ""Do out side """, but other than that a dam good reply.


Firefight.

Humble apologies. Any future reference to the belching of farts near open flames will carry a suitable warning. Have to say though that spontaneous human combustion should be emcouraged in some individuals as a healthy passtime. Healthy for the rest of society that is.

[Firefight]

Humble apologies. Any future reference to the belching of farts near open flames will carry a suitable warning. Have to say though that spontaneous human combustion should be emcouraged in some individuals as a healthy passtime. Healthy for the rest of society that is.

Nice one mate !!

F/F

[Funkyfly]

Good to see cops that ride and even better participating on this forum.

Even if I sense the kinda of attitude that gets me worked up....be

I like most people that often like to travel above the legal speed limit have had my fair share of run ins, I have also been unfairly treated on 3 occasions by "officers of the law" resulting in loss of license and a time court appearance (which I defended myself and got off the stupid charge) all of which cost me time, stress and money because some dumbass's thought they were god (power tripping)

However if I added up all the times I have speed, the couple of times I have outrun cops plus all the other illegal moves etc and decided to pay for em I would have to declare bankruptcy!

So at this stage im winning and cant really complain.

There have even been a couple of times when i am grateful to see cops on the road.

Cops are a necessary evil as I see it.

Now comes the interesting part......

Due to the number of times I have been picked on unfairly and the new "attitude" of cops, I have decide to on a couple of occasions make a run for it. I like to think I don't speed off at break neck speed in a reckless manner, but rather use the bike to its full advantage, passing cars where a cop car cant etc, This has saved me thousands of dollars, and provided huge doses of that natural drug, what's it called again?

I could write pages "justifying" my actions and those of you getting ready to flame me will no doubt write pages telling me what an irresponsible twit I am, but at the end of the day I like to ride fast sometimes (not all the time, Im not one of those crazy bikers riding 100mph everywhere) and to keep doing that I need to outrun cops now and again because I know if they catch me im going to get booked, no warning no chance.



Of course this is a big joke, i neva spped or outrun cops

[scumdog]

who r u the iraqi mis-information minister.

400 metres it says for doing a pursuit cheque in police Policy which came over from MOT policy unless of course u r an ex City Council cop and its anything goes.

if ya experienced copper, which it sounds like most of u guys are not you can do an estimated speed

awaiting replies with me flame proof ex MOT suit on ready for the bleating from coppers who were school boys when I was playing Tag with motorists.

Go the Highway Extortion.

You must be bloody old 'cos I was playing tag with motorists in the early '70s

[scumdog]

Pursuit checks, a forgotten art. But then they actually trained us to do them, and drive properly, and ride properly. Those were the days.
BTW. Katwyn, why do you think everyone doing the speed limit is a good thing?
It hasn't helped the road toll.

No, but it has made the mangling of bodies a little less severe so that we can get a whole body out of the car instead of looking for bits in the long grass at night

[KATWYN]

No, but it has made the mangling of bodies a little less severe so that we can get a whole body out of the car instead of looking for bits in the long grass at night

The thought of car accidents and what happens is frightening. You guys
in the forces (i'm assuming here with you Scum....) are doing a job that
can not be envied. How you can go home after "a days work" like the rest of us and forget about the days events, is something I reakon the rest of us need to appreciate that can't be easy......(if no one else is with me on this
i'm speaking for at least myself and husband)

Maybe we can all help you guys/gals in the police/ambo/fire service out by SLOWING down! so you don't get to see as much severe trauma because of speed.

Hey peoples, have any of us thought about what others (including 1st on the accident scenes) get exposed too, because of going a bit faster than the limit...? I'm the first one to stand up and say I haven't...but only felt resent at getting a ticket...until now

[sAsLEX]

It has!

Convince us that raising the speed limit would have a positive effect on the road toll.

Have a look at some of the arguments on the site qouting instances of raising abolishing limits leading to a drop in the road toll! If we blindly follow Aussy why dont we start to follow some of these other ideas!

[Lou Girardin]

Lou it appears that u show no consideration for these wee fellas feelings making comments like this.

Have a long hard think before you make comments like this as some of these wee fellas take life a bit serious and may not be able to sleep after ya hurt there feelings.

now if they don't sleep well, they go to work all grumpy and will take it out on Mr Joe Public.

PS. I agree with what ya said though.

hows old brockie. has he been up to see ya and is he still carrying that 12 volt iron on his bike so he can stop and iron his shirts every 60kms

Don't know about the iron, but have you seen him in his Dainese suit? Talk about a quart in a pint pot.
Sod can ride though. Bet he could leave a lot of KBer's for dead with his old R100

[Lou Girardin]

Humans can and do come apart in quite spectacular ways as the result of crashes. Its something that every road user needs to remember.

And climbing, farming, fishing, holidays in Iraq. In fact, in just about any activity you can name.

[Lou Girardin]

No, but it has made the mangling of bodies a little less severe so that we can get a whole body out of the car instead of looking for bits in the long grass at night

And better, safer car design has not contributed to this.
Although, Spud has contradicted you in one of his replies. Try and reach agreement among yourselves first or you'll start sounding like the LTSA.

Sorry about the multiple posts folks, I'm getting as bad as Spud.

[jrandom]

fishing

Eh?

You mean, like, being dismembered by the Giant Killer Kahawai of Doom, or something?

[spudchucka]

The thought of car accidents and what happens is frightening. You guys
in the forces (i'm assuming here with you Scum....) are doing a job that
can not be envied. How you can go home after "a days work" like the rest of us and forget about the days events, is something I reakon the rest of us need to appreciate that can't be easy......(if no one else is with me on this
i'm speaking for at least myself and husband)

Maybe we can all help you guys/gals in the police/ambo/fire service out by SLOWING down! so you don't get to see as much severe trauma because of speed.

Hey peoples, have any of us thought about what others (including 1st on the accident scenes) get exposed too, because of going a bit faster than the limit...? I'm the first one to stand up and say I haven't...but only felt resent at getting a ticket...until now

Some occassions that are particularly memorable:

A teenager that flipped his car on a bridge and got a flip top head as a result.

A drunk driver that hit a power pole resulting in his back seat passenger being beheaded.

A buldozer rollover that crushed the operator's head like a watermellon. His wife wouldn't be talked out of coming to view his body in the mortuary and I had to spend an hour scrubbing the dirt out of all the cracks in his skull and face to make him look at least a little presentable.

A helicopter crash - just plain messy.

A head on in which one vehicle ignited, trapping two in the car. They ended up as two hunks of charred meat, barely recognisable as human, no arms, no legs, no heads. The only thing that looked human was the spinal column that was exposed on one of them and the shoe that was stuck to the remains of the other. Both had car parts melded into the flesh. The smell was lets say a little interesting.

The driver of the other car in that one wasn't wearing a seat belt and had a rugby ball sized hole in his chest. Apparently he might have still been alive when Ambo's arrived as they had placed a neck brace on the old dude. I guess they hadn't seen the chest hole at that stage.

Thats just a few that I remember with clarity. Sorry if anyone reading that is squeamish.

[KATWYN]

How do you get images like that out of your head.

I found it hard enough staring down the exposed open
femur & seeing peices of sinue in the road of a guy that
lost it on a corner in a motorcycle accident, your mind plays
tricks at what you are staring at I reakon...but hey he got his knee
down...wonder if that was worth it

* Makes a conscious decision never to get in a car, on a bike,
ride in a helicopter or sit on a bulldozer ever again *