The MIGHTY EMPIRE

**tomthepohm** · 1st August 2006, 16:32

I would like to pay homage to the mighty Empire.

I realise that being a Kiwi makes you feel small and insignificant so i am giving you the oppertunity to thank me and the great nation of England for a job well done on the capture of yet another insignificant country.

I understand it is hard being a third world country and having nothing but ugly women and sheep for your pleasure. But it could be worse at least the UK has all the Nukes so if you get in to a bind they might help you out.

As for the police, crap roads, did i mention ugly women, poor enducation, crap health and massive imbreeding this is a great place to live.

So lets hear it for the empire.

Yeay, god save the Queen.

Lol
Tom

**The_Dover** · 1st August 2006, 16:34

Originally Posted by tomthepohm

Yeay, god save the Queen.

I take it you mean George Michael?

Cos Freddie died a few years back and Barrymore emmigrated to some queer loving third world nation.

**Bend-it** · 1st August 2006, 16:34

What have you been smokinG?

**tomthepohm** · 1st August 2006, 16:36

The usual...

**Ixion** · 1st August 2006, 16:37

Very good to see another Monarchist. But you are aware that she is a usurper, with no legitimate claim to the throne.

Our right and LAWFUL Sovereign is His Gracious Majesty, Francis I, by the Grace of God King of England and Ireland, King of Scotland, King of France, Duke of Normandy, ruler of the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Lord of Man, Defender of the Faith.

God Save the King.

**kickingzebra** · 1st August 2006, 16:40

Hey, we don't have ugly chicks!!

(Pass the harpoon, thar she blows!!)

**Lou Girardin** · 1st August 2006, 16:48

Yeah, the chicks are ugly. That's why they stoop to shagging Poms.

**SwanTiger** · 1st August 2006, 16:52

fuck the queen !!

**The_Dover** · 1st August 2006, 16:54

i did, that's why I had to flee the cuntry

**Ixion** · 1st August 2006, 16:55

That's what Maurice says. You must have a lot in common.

**Lou Girardin** · 1st August 2006, 16:56

Originally Posted by swanny

fuck the queen !!

And a dozen courtiers were crushed in the stampede.

**Finn** · 1st August 2006, 16:57

Well actually Tom, in typical English fashion, you did a half arsed job. The moories still think we're at war and continue to rape and pillage. However, I agree with everything else you said.