THE LITTLE FUCKEN SHITS!!!!

**duckman** · 9th June 2004, 16:56

I can feel a "bike stealing sting" operation forming here!!!

Perhaps even some rengegade vigilantism (sp)

**Ghost Lemur** · 9th June 2004, 17:15

That seriously bites TS. I hope your dad gave the attendant at the parking building a major bollocking.

Amylou - I'm with jr on this one. You need to find some real males to be friends with, as beating women is nothing to be proud of.

**amylou** · 9th June 2004, 17:20

Originally Posted by jrandom

Could I suggest the acquisition of some different guy friends, then? And possibly an after-school spelling coach?

Oh yeah, and my sympathies, TS. It's just *narsty* when someone does that to you.

i would love to have an after skewl spelling coach , but since my father spends all our money on new bikes, tyres for bikes, riding gear , parts , services we have no spare money wat do you suggest we do?

**jrandom** · 9th June 2004, 17:26

Originally Posted by amylou

i would love to have an after skewl spelling coach , but since my father spends all our money on new bikes, tyres for bikes, riding gear , parts , services we have no spare money wat do you suggest we do?

My coaching services are available for whisky and/or riding privileges on anything above 599cc.

**Big Dog** · 9th June 2004, 17:28

Praise the lord that you have a father with his priorities straight.

A tutor can't teach you anything you can't learn for free. Biking comes before schooling. Now go get him to promise you an R6 if you get accepted into uni on scholarship so he doesn't have to support you.

**Big Dog** · 9th June 2004, 17:29

But most 600's are only 598cc

**Motoracer** · 9th June 2004, 17:31

Originally Posted by Big Dog

But most 600's are only 598cc

Including FF's R6 which is a 599cc bike

**amylou** · 9th June 2004, 17:35

Originally Posted by jrandom

My coaching services are available for whisky and/or riding privileges on anything above 599cc.

i have reason to belive that my dad has already offered you a ride on his R6

**amylou** · 9th June 2004, 17:36

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Praise the lord that you have a father with his priorities straight.

A tutor can't teach you anything you can't learn for free. Biking comes before schooling. Now go get him to promise you an R6 if you get accepted into uni on scholarship so he doesn't have to support you.

he's got the R6 now all i got to do is get the keys

**jrandom** · 9th June 2004, 17:42

Originally Posted by amylou

i have reason to belive that my dad has already offered you a ride on his R6

Ah, indeed, but a paid appointment to coach all four of your lovely teenage brain cells in the subtlety of the Queen's English would create a little more complacency than a simple "Oi'm orf to ride a very fast motorcycle, ta ta dear" in the mind of the sublimely insightful Mrs Random.

**jrandom** · 9th June 2004, 17:44

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Including FF's R6 which is a 599cc bike

Did I say 'above'? I meant 'greater than or equal to'. Funny, I seem to make that mistake a lot. :eyepoke:

**Motoracer** · 9th June 2004, 17:45

Originally Posted by jrandom

Ah, indeed, but a paid appointment to coach all four of your lovely teenage brain cells in the subtlety of the Queen's English would create a little more complacency than a simple "Oi'm orf to ride a very fast motorcycle, ta ta dear" in the mind of the sublimely insightful Mrs Random.

Ahh, but you are mistaken my friend lol. 1 is Amylou and other 3 are Mrs FF, FF's mum and Mrs FF's mum.