Speeding....

[Gremlin]

Dover blamed the sun for looping one of his didnt he?

but he's had a lot of practise, both at creating scenarios, and working out how to explain them...

blame something on the road... often that would be a pretty easy one...

[Deano]

What about having the big O while riding the bike and you um crash?

That's actually a real syndrome for some women. Apparently it is a terrible affliction. Uncontrollable orgasms.

On another note, I wonder if that's why some women ride horses and V-Twins ?

[The_Dover]

but he's had a lot of practise, both at creating scenarios, and working out how to explain them...

blame something on the road... often that would be a pretty easy one...

fuck up fat boy

[NC]

bwahahahaha NC being all coy.

Must be getting old.

Didn't work huh?
DAMNIT!!


Deano... Nope just the repsol

[SPman]

Turkeys are the bird used up here to cover accidents often.

Birds??????????

[hXc]

On another note, I wonder if that's why some women ride horses and V-Twins ?

Well a girl sat on my bike today (with my permission) and I started it. She was all sweet, then I revved it to about 10,000rpm and she smiled, sat for a sec or two, then got off and walked away when I asked if she liked it. And mine is only a 250 V-Twin.

[NC]

Well a girl sat on my bike today (with my permission) and I started it. She was all sweet, then I revved it to about 10,000rpm and she smiled, sat for a sec or two, then got off and walked away when I asked if she liked it. And mine is only a 250 V-Twin.

She would have been more impressed if it was a 1000

[hXc]

She would have been more impressed if it was a 1000

Yeah but me not allowed one of them impressive things Get the restricted on Monday though, so there's one step closer to my dream bike at the moment. That being an SV1000S

[Lou Girardin]

A purely non-scientific test I did showed that 4's just don't cut it in the vibe stakes for women, Harley's, surprisingly, were a bit ho hum. But the Rocket, now that brought a dirty grin to her face.

[roogazza]

You shouldn't be riding with a wide on.

There are all sorts of suction and air braking risks involved.

"a wide on " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha brilliant !!!

I'm gonna use that ! Gaz.

[scumdog]

Once worked with a young female type who told me she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head H-D Sporty chopper.

All technicaly minded like I asked how long did she warm it up for.

She said "Oh, just until the seat got so slippery that I started to slide off......

[Lou Girardin]

Once worked with a young female type who told me she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head H-D Sporty chopper.

All technicaly minded like I asked how long did she warm it up for.

She said "Oh, just until the seat got so slippery that I started to slide off......

Oil leak?

[scumdog]

Oil leak?

I suppose if you were tactfull you COULD refer to it as that....


Would be a strange type of bike that gets engine-oil onto TOP of seat

[Squeak the Rat]

Might be fish oil - stops rust

[rwh]

Would be a strange type of bike that gets engine-oil onto TOP of seat

I managed that easily enough - bought a bottle of oil before realising I'd have to bungy it onto the pillion seat to get it home ... and it leaked