View Poll Results: You are forced to choose between bikes and sex for a year:

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  • Sex is optional, but I need my riding fix

    158 69.00%
  • Bikes? Bugger that! I'll satisfy my hardwired reproductive urges, TYVM!

    71 31.00%
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Thread: Sex or bikes?

  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    How bout sex with bikes? ......
    Classic

  2. #152
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    Vifferman, go get that trumpy!!!!
    It's all about me!!!
    I'm the same old trailer trash in new shoes...

  3. #153
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    Blah

    You mean you can have sex and the bike or sex on the bike ?????

    Tried that once .... dam bike fell ova lmao

    Hey why is a bike better than a woman ???? a bike doesnt mind if you ride other bikes
    Get Vengence on your kids !!! Live long enough to be grandparents

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    I think he means sex WITH the bike! Farmers and sheep, bikers and bikes!
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    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

  5. #155
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    Food for thought

    Well I read the poll question a couple of times before I could honestly answer.
    As a pilly rider only, I would have to say that honestly I would rather have a good hard ride on a bike than the other alternative.

  6. #156
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    I'm in between bikes for a couple of weeks but usually I can do either whenever I like.
    But anyway, if given the hard choice, I reckon that you can always "pretend" to have a root but you can't pretend to ride a bike!

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    ok

    yes - for pity's sake - it is PERFECTLY possible to have sex on a bike --- but why would you bother ????

    i mean - sex is more fun somewhere MUCH more comfortable than the bike.......
    and the bike ride is a damn sight LESS distracting if everyone concerned keeps their clothes on and their bits to themselves

    with all due respect - this is a DAFT arguement
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Hand me a pretty bike and I'd be quite happy
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  9. #159
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    sex on bikes.
    Dont sweat the small stuff, It only makes you stressed,

  10. #160
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
    The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self.



    29 and 35 or so! Ain't it grand? The younguns just don't understand, do they?
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  11. #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadmeister
    I reckon that you can always "pretend" to have a root but you can't pretend to ride a bike!


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    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
    Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!

  12. #162
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    lets say its funny when my girlfreind [ex actually] said "its me or your bikes"" you can geuss what i said.....

    so no more sex other than with my hand for a while i geuss:slap:
    but bikes are higher on my survival needs
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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  13. #163
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    Sex... but with a biker...
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Sex... but with a biker...
    i just had an idea
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




    Alloy, stainless and Ti polishing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover
    i just had an idea
    And what was that?
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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