Originally Posted by Slipstream
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Sex is optional, but I need my riding fix
Bikes? Bugger that! I'll satisfy my hardwired reproductive urges, TYVM!
Originally Posted by Slipstream
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Vifferman, go get that trumpy!!!!
It's all about me!!!
I'm the same old trailer trash in new shoes...
You mean you can have sex and the bike or sex on the bike ?????
Tried that once .... dam bike fell ova lmao![]()
Hey why is a bike better than a woman ???? a bike doesnt mind if you ride other bikes![]()
Get Vengence on your kids !!! Live long enough to be grandparents![]()
I think he means sex WITH the bike! Farmers and sheep, bikers and bikes!
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
Well I read the poll question a couple of times before I could honestly answer.
As a pilly rider only, I would have to say that honestly I would rather have a good hard ride on a bike than the other alternative.![]()
I'm in between bikes for a couple of weeks but usually I can do either whenever I like.
But anyway, if given the hard choice, I reckon that you can always "pretend" to have a root but you can't pretend to ride a bike!
ok
yes - for pity's sake - it is PERFECTLY possible to have sex on a bike --- but why would you bother????
i mean - sex is more fun somewhere MUCH more comfortable than the bike.......
and the bike ride is a damn sight LESS distracting if everyone concerned keeps their clothes on and their bits to themselves![]()
with all due respect - this is a DAFT arguement![]()
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Hand me a pretty bike and I'd be quite happy
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
sex on bikes.
Dont sweat the small stuff, It only makes you stressed,
Originally Posted by Jackrat
29 and 35 or so! Ain't it grand? The younguns just don't understand, do they?
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Originally Posted by Shadmeister
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You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
lets say its funny when my girlfreind [ex actually] said "its me or your bikes"" you can geuss what i said.....
so no more sex other than with my hand for a while i geuss:slap:
but bikes are higher on my survival needs
Sex... but with a biker...
I'm gonna make it so PC
And what was that?Originally Posted by ducatilover
I'm gonna make it so PC
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