Sex or bikes?

**RiderInBlack** · 12th June 2004, 07:50

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

Ooooo I thought of another one...

I don't need to get a battery operated bike (aka: bob) if my bike isn't giving me the satisfaction or performance level I need.

Awesome cum-back, CS Lily

**Quasievil** · 12th June 2004, 09:11

Originally Posted by jrandom

A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

After a brief consideration I realised that it is, indeed, quite a profound question, less easy to answer than one would initially suspect, and therefore deserving of a poll.

Respond away, people.

Glad I can prompt the minds of my fellow KB members.

**Big Dog** · 13th June 2004, 23:45

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

I'll have a go ....

The major similarity would be if it starts without you in the middleof the night you will wake up.

**Ms Piggy** · 14th June 2004, 07:30

Originally Posted by Big Dog

The major similarity would be if it starts without you in the middleof the night you will wake up.

I would like to think so in either case!

**Wonko** · 14th June 2004, 07:48

it's like air, you don't know how much you need it untill your not getting it, be it sex or riding. Seeing as I'm riding most days, that's not the option i choose.

Great lines Big Dog and Celtic_Sea_lily really brighten my day

**geoffm** · 14th June 2004, 16:17

I'm married with sproglet

- so the bike is all I get these days...

**vifferman** · 14th June 2004, 16:21

Originally Posted by geoffm

I'm married with sproglet

- so the bike is all I get these days...

Don't worry - it'll get better.

Just be patient and supportive. And like you said - at least you've got your bike. I didn't have that when any of the (3) kids were born.

**FROSTY:Me** · 14th June 2004, 16:30

i remember years ago when the 900 ninja was just THE hot shit for everybody. I made the mistake of saying I'd give up sex for a year to own one.
BIIIG mistake -my ex had a very very long memory. --But boy did i love that ninja

**James Deuce** · 14th June 2004, 16:35

Originally Posted by firestormer

Don't worry - it'll get better.

Just be patient and supportive. And like you said - at least you've got your bike. I didn't have that when any of the (3) kids were born.

Balderdash! I'm married with 2 sproglets, and after being married for 12 years, and "ahem", regular romantic liaison's, the shock of total abstention forced me to buy a bike. It was that or a mistress I said!

**vifferman** · 14th June 2004, 16:50

Originally Posted by Jim2

Balderdash! I'm married with 2 sproglets, and after being married for 12 years, and "ahem", regular romantic liaison's, the shock of total abstention forced me to buy a bike. It was that or a mistress I said!

Hey!
Go bash yer balders somewhere else, Dude!

Yeah, the mistress threat's a goodun.
I've been married a while too, since... errummm... the very early 80s. errrrummm..... and 3 (THREE!) sproglets, only they're not sproglets anymore. They're now BIG, sorta stroplets, rather than sproglets.
I do remember a LOOOOOOONG time without nookies, summat like a year and a half. Them was tuff times.....
And no bike to distract meself with....

But like I said before - I'm not going to choose, now that both are readily available. Tis a dumb poll, t' be sure, t' be sure. At all at all.

**Big Dog** · 14th June 2004, 17:14

Originally Posted by Wonko

it's like air, you don't know how much you need it untill your not getting it, be it sex or riding. Seeing as I'm riding most days, that's not the option i choose.

And having been short of all three on several occasions (though the air was never for more than a few minutes, snorkeling)I have to say the bike comes a very close second.

With either after a couple of days the constant yearning goes away, at least until you see it, hear it or smell it.
Believe me you get passed by more people engaging in a casual ride of the vehicular nature than the coital nature.

Besides when you have had enough of going without you don't have to feel bad about slapping down the cash for another beauty, or even just a casual ride.

As a bonus there is no guilt to be had taking casual rides all over town on bikes you borrowed off of mates or "houses of ill repute".

**Kwaka-Kid** · 14th June 2004, 17:15

BIKES! definatly.
but what do i know, im only 18 and have lots to learn undoubtedly

even then i bet its still bikes! :P

**Big Dog** · 14th June 2004, 17:16

Oh and if you get to desperate you can always fix it with some wrist action..... or if that does not fix it have a w@n%.

This method will NOT remedy a lack of riding a bike!