View Poll Results: You are forced to choose between bikes and sex for a year:

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  • Sex is optional, but I need my riding fix

    158 69.00%
  • Bikes? Bugger that! I'll satisfy my hardwired reproductive urges, TYVM!

    71 31.00%
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Thread: Sex or bikes?

  1. #46
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    switched

    the day when booty can be turned on and off like a light switch is when bikes will come first.

  2. #47
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    I can ride my bike in front of my mother.

    I can ride my bike in front of my kids.

    I can read magazines about it in public without attracting unwanted attention.

    I can log on to sites about it at work without getting fired.

    I can log on to good sites about it without needing a credit card.

    Wearing heavy leather gear for it does not make me perverted.


    My bike has never called me fat.


    I don't have to feel like a ride to enjoy one.

    Need I say more?
    Didn't I see something like this about chocolate??
    Good lines anyway, really had a laugh over this lot and CSL reply.
    That post about women bikes and horses? Would a horse be a good compromise here????

    Nay, the best alternative is to cheat!! Let the love of your life (living, loving that is) ride up front. Tadaahhhh. That way you get the bike... and ride it too, so to speak. AND if you have a dirt bike and head on out the back of somewhere where there isn't much in the way of disturbance, it's a cute game to see what you can get away with, (or off) before the driver finally gives up.
    I tend to think one leads to the other but in a real 'have to make a choice, gun to the head type' situation, I would have to say the ever present companion of nearly 25 years would win out.

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    Hmmm, I have been thinking of what to pick ever since you started this thread JR and I still don't know which one I'd pick if I had to decide between the two...


  4. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano
    At the same time ?

    I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.
    Who with... himself?

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    Well JR I honestly couldn't make a choice, it's a bit like "which would you rather smell of while attending a corporate function, fish or shit?", hey I'd rather not have to make a choice.
    IMHO kids prevent both sex and bike riding , when we don't have kids to consider, it will be way more of a meaningful poll for me personally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhorn
    Who with... himself?
    Maybe this story will shed some light on it (not work safe)
    Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

    Respond away, people.
    Well my bike goes harder lasts longer does not mind if I ride other, can be ridden more than twice a day is always waiting for the next ride is reliable.
    Mind you the wife is almost as good.
    I will keep doing both thanks.

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    No third option??

  9. #54
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    lol sorry sex, bikes too much of a passion for me.
    You still have Mrs. hand right?

    -Indy
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  10. #55
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    Jim2 quote:Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling."

    Shit jim2 I must be doing something wrong if it's meant to feel as good as you described
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog
    Glad to be of service.... Not bad for off the cuff I thought.
    Thought your list was pretty damn good - until after a good thrash around the bed my other love dished up a big feed of bacon and eggs with coffee and then I thought "hey, when has that lazy s.o.b. of a bike ever done that?"

    Sorry, bike is in second place
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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  12. #57
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    Ummmm, when did it become a choice thing anyway? What is wrong with a bike AND sex, not of neccesity at the same time though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is.
    Come again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Come again?
    Grooooooooooooan
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Thought your list was pretty damn good - until after a good thrash around the bed my other love dished up a big feed of bacon and eggs with coffee and then I thought "hey, when has that lazy s.o.b. of a bike ever done that?"

    Sorry, bike is in second place
    Yeah but when was the last time your bike forgot to pay the rent so it could buy some new clothes? Or spent YOUR whole paycheck on a deposit ona a CAGE?

    On the other hand when was the last time a finance company took your pillion as a security to buy another?
    Not to mention not needing to break the law to get a ride under 16 yo.

    I can tell you bikes have helped me pick up pillions, but no pillion has ever helped me get a bike. :spudwave:

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