Sex or bikes?

**geoffm** · 15th August 2004, 20:17

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Yeah but when was the last time your bike forgot to pay the rent so it could buy some new clothes? Or spent YOUR whole paycheck on a deposit ona a CAGE?

On the other hand when was the last time a finance company took your pillion as a security to buy another?
Not to mention not needing to break the law to get a ride under 16 yo.

I can tell you bikes have helped me pick up pillions, but no pillion has ever helped me get a bike. :spudwave:

My pillion has - she put some money into getting the Beemer, although there was a vested interest - she found the GSXR750 very uncomfortable.
Geoff

**Skyryder** · 16th August 2004, 18:32

Originally Posted by Deano

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

Do it.

Skyryder

**Skyryder** · 16th August 2004, 18:43

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex, have not had it for so long that you have forgotten what's like or they just do not make kiwi men like they did in my day. I mean your have a ragein hard on and you want to go and ride the bike instead of useing it. JJJeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhh.

Skyryder

**Motoracer** · 16th August 2004, 18:59

As someone sujested to me, you shouldn't have to choose. Best to have sex, then go for a blast on the bike, then come back to have some more great sex!

NC · 16th August 2004, 19:53

I would like both

**DEATH_INC.** · 16th August 2004, 19:55

Originally Posted by Skyryder

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex, have not had it for so long that you have forgotten what's like or they just do not make kiwi men like they did in my day. I mean your have a ragein hard on and you want to go and ride the bike instead of useing it. JJJeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhh.

Skyryder

OR,you've never had that perfect ride........

**NodMan:Me** · 16th August 2004, 20:10

Originally Posted by Kwaka-Kid

BIKES! definatly.
but what do i know, im only 18 and have lots to learn undoubtedly

even then i bet its still bikes! :P

YEAH WHAT DO YOU KNOW????

only person I know that can toss a 21 speed and STILL CUM up smiling!!!

U one sick puppy..didnt I teach u anything???...

and 4 the record tandem ride is still best trick in town!!

**Kwaka-Kid** · 16th August 2004, 23:56

Originally Posted by Skyryder

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex

And for all you guys who prefer sex to riding bikes all i can say is you have never had a good race!

**Big Dog** · 17th August 2004, 16:36

Originally Posted by Skyryder

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex, have not had it for so long that you have forgotten what's like or they just do not make kiwi men like they did in my day. I mean your have a ragein hard on and you want to go and ride the bike instead of useing it. JJJeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhh.

Skyryder

Or maybe we just don't have intimacy issues and know that our partner loves us (meaning a: whichever we choose we are still getting it, b: we don't need to put on a show anymore cos their not paying the admission any more

),

Or maybe we are just confident enough in our shining personality to know that if a pusher one cuts off the supply there are plenty of other pushers,

Or marbe its just that we can always manage a ride :ride, even over thirty,

Or perhaps, just perhaps we realise that while it may be nice to use a power buffer to wax the bike a bit of elbow grease will get the white out,

provided you get the wrist action right

.

(Note to readers, If you don't get the above innuendo you are not old enough to, nor are you getting it!

**Kwaka-Kid** · 18th August 2004, 00:18

oh and to reply to what OldMan said, Pfft! to play the game you gotta take the pain, and its all good, my hands are nearly healed.. kind of... oh well, back to trying to hurt myself on the mountain bike!

**Skyryder** · 18th August 2004, 19:50

Originally Posted by Kwaka-Kid

And for all you guys who prefer sex to riding bikes all i can say is you have never had a good race!

Yes I have. Still racing. you might be to young to understand that one.

Nevermind.

Skyryder

**vtec** · 1st October 2004, 12:39

Originally Posted by k14

That isn't fair, only one option for me.

I hear ya buddy. Same here.

**Dodgyiti** · 1st October 2004, 14:37

Originally Posted by geoffm

My pillion has - she put some money into getting the Beemer, although there was a vested interest - she found the GSXR750 very uncomfortable.
Geoff

Same, my lady hated the Guzzler and chipped in for something more comfy " for us"
I sorta got the hint when she said " lets go to the bike shops and have a look around"
She then proceeded to hop on the back of a heap of bikes, and giving her critique on each one, then settled on a CBR1000.....

I was like...

and that was that, 2 weeks later...

**vifferman** · 1st October 2004, 14:41

Originally Posted by Dodgyiti

Same, my lady hated the Guzzler and chipped in for something more comfy " for us"
I sorta got the hint when she said " lets go to the bike shops and have a look around"
She then proceeded to hop on the back of a heap of bikes, and giving her critique on each one, then settled on a CBR1000.....

I was like...

and that was that, 2 weeks later...

I've discussed with Mrs FS changing bikes to summat more comfy, but she says the FahrtSturm is good. Wassup wid dat?:spudwhat:
Should I make it less comfy for her?
I don't think it would take much to get her to OK a new bike, as she was quite interested in the ones out front of the bike shops in Melbourne. Maybe I should take her to the AMPS open day, and test ride some Trumpies....