Sex or bikes?

[inlinefour]

So has anybody found their partner having an affair with their bike instead??

Does the bike then have to choose who it wants to live with when you split up?

I'm trying to get the misses into a threesome, or buy another bike and have a foursome. Even leave the key in the ignition when I know she'll be in the workshop. So fair my attempts have been in vain

[Skyryder]

OR,you've never had that perfect ride........

Oh yes I have.....................many times.


Skyryder

[Skyryder]

And for all you guys who prefer sex to riding bikes all i can say is you have never had a good race!

Depends on what your mean by a good race. Coming first is good but coming together is better than coming first. Now that is a good race.

Skyryder

[WINJA]

ID SAY BOTH CAUSE EVERY TIME I GET A NEW BIKE I FUCK IT SOONER OR LATER

[Beemer]

Well as I've just started surfing, I can honestly say I'm much better at sex than surfing. But I want it all...

Managed to get a 5 second ride so far. yay
Hopefully should better that today.

I hope he was talking about the surfing, because if my husband only lasted for five seconds, I'd definitely be going for the bike!

This is a bit like asking you to give up breathing - both activities are a lot of fun (if they're not, you're not doing it right!) and both are pretty cheap - as long as you don't breed...

What I will say though, while we have multiple bikes, neither of us is into multiple partners!

[Pwalo]

Both thanks.

[GN1NiteStnd]

mate. much to learn!! im only 19. hav bike and a missis on her own bike. happy all round!!

[Drew]

At the same time ?

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

Good idea. We could fill a few pages, just talking about what whitetrash reackons he can do.

[Indiana_Jones]

Bike, 2 reasons

1. Bike is more fun
2. I can't get sex lol

-Indy

[Bonez]

Good idea. We could fill a few pages, just talking about what whitetrash reackons he can do.

Just remember fact is stranger than fiction

[The Preacher]

In my younger days started bike with a crank handle, now older require crank handle to start something else

[Odin]

Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is.

I could not be said better

[mstriumph]

this is so enlightening

[crazylittleshit]

[NC]

ko taku tino hiahia ko te ai, he arai waitatea ou?