View Poll Results: You are forced to choose between bikes and sex for a year:

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  • Sex is optional, but I need my riding fix

    158 69.00%
  • Bikes? Bugger that! I'll satisfy my hardwired reproductive urges, TYVM!

    71 31.00%
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Thread: Sex or bikes?

  1. #196
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    9th August 2005 - 19:52
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    CBR450RR
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    Hamilton
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    How about this. You go ride your bike while I fuck your missus, then when I'm finished, we can swap.
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

  2. #197
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    7th November 2005 - 11:09
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    HRC NC30
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    Papamoa Beach
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers
    How about this. You go ride your bike while I fuck your missus, then when I'm finished, we can swap.

    sorry dude but by the looks of what you ride I doubt you could handle my cook

  3. #198
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    3rd April 2006 - 12:16
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    2005 Suzuki boulevard C50
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    Huntly New Zealand
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    Blah

    ***straitens halo*** wonders where this thread is leading

    Get Vengence on your kids !!! Live long enough to be grandparents

  4. #199
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    18th April 2007 - 21:13
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    dreaming
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    Bell Block (new plymouth)
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxer rider View Post
    Oh so true,and I bet your bike don,t say something like NOT TONIGHT I'M TIED bahbahbah
    how about when i throws a con rod or blows a head gasket or even a seizing up from not engouh lubricant?

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