A girl at my mate's old work reckoned her boyfriend's bike was so fast that once he was riding along with only his hands on the bars and the rest of his body horizontal with the ground![]()
A girl at my mate's old work reckoned her boyfriend's bike was so fast that once he was riding along with only his hands on the bars and the rest of his body horizontal with the ground![]()
It was a Harley Night train, and I said that it sounded like a condom.Originally Posted by Deano
Well a night train for fucks sake. Does it come ribbed? or with a tickler?
Have I told you about the time I was racing Kevin MaGee at Daytona raceway. Passed him on a corner with my knee on the deck with the front wheel in the air and went on to win.Originally Posted by Deano
True!!
You forgot "and the back wheel sliding sideways while I was scratching my arse".Originally Posted by jimbo750
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OK Kerry !!Originally Posted by jimbo750
The only way any one here could overtake Kevin Mcgee would be after he had put his bike into the wall during the 500GP.
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Best/worst one I heard was a prat I used to work with who was,apparently,riding through London at the height of the Brixton riots back in the 70`s(Old English custom,when England aren`t playing away we trash our own country).Anyway he wanted to visit someone in Brixton,as you would with flying petrol bombs,rampaging mobs and the Met.Police Special Operations Group psychos looking to bust anyone`s head that gets in the way.The police had sealed off a street becuase there was a major fight going on,obviously this being not enough to deter our hero from using his intended route he found a plank in a rubbish skip,leaned it up against the police barricade and did the "Great Escape" bit clean over the barricade.This by the way being on an XS750triple...........with his brother on the back.
Same bloke by the way was supposedly a mechanic,when he couldn`t get a machine running again and the boss asked him what the problem was his in-depth,informative,answer was,"It`s just being a bastard",he lasted 2 days after that one,claiming that a metal lug he`d welded in the wrong place had"moved of it`s own accord" was the last straw for the boss.
I took a woman for a ride once on my old xj750p (ex cop)
It had more dials and lights and switches than you could poke a stick at.
She wanted to know what the digital readout and all the xtra switches were for--I told her -quietly and camly it was for the auto pilot to drive us home if I got too tired.
To prove it I flicked a couple of switches then set off for a ride with her -and just rode for a half K or so with my arms folded. Ya gotta love cruise control
And yes she did believe me ----She couldnt understand why biker types kept laughing at her when she told em about it![]()
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Yea... did I tell you that I rode all the way from Wollongong to Phillip Island with Wayne Gardner and some mates for the 2001 MotoGP with a police escort averaging 145kph.
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The way I heard, it was the biker...........two days later another went missing and her belly was heard to extoll the virtues of Harleys and British bikes.Originally Posted by Wenier
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Riding a few years ago up on the summit road and the lead rider canned into the side of a wire fence. Not much damage to the bike but his jeans were torn to sheds. He calmy pulled out a pair of wire cutter clipped some #8 and proceeded to sow up his jeans with fencing wire. Funny as hell at the time. I still crack up when I think of it.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Good one this and not B.S.
I was at the annual Plymouth Megaride today,6000 bike run followed by a meet at the sea-front.Amongst other things was a display by the Police showing how a couple of real accidents had happened,complete with pics taken by the accident investigation team.2 young girls were looking and visibly upset at something,Mum comes over,"Oh my god".Obviously I`m a bit concerned because they were obviously upset but I didn`t know what to do or say.Bloke walks up,Dad/Husband,bit of a family conference and he tells me that he`d had a serious accident a year back,ended up in a coma for a month and as a result chucked in riding because of the trauma the whole thing put the family through.What was on the display was his accident!!One of the girls had seen the picture of what was left of a GSXR600 then also recognised the road as well.He had no idea they`d taken any pictures let alone were displaying them.
.. and Wayne was on his old NSR500 I suppose?Originally Posted by Marknz
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None of the bikers I have known are keen to let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.
Start a thread about the competency of the police and you will see what I mean.![]()
a true story and my sole clam to fame-- waay back in 1988 i got to (very breifly) ride a Brittain bike. Ok it was in pit lane at whanganui and it wasnt the Brittain as we know it but an earlier version but still how many guys can say theyve ridden a Brittain ?
its kind of like just drop it in the conversation when THE brittain comes up --" Oh yea I've ridden one of those" and leave it at that.--when all the mutterings of BS etc subside I used to flash the picture out.
Not so believable nowadays with photoshop etc but back then....![]()
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Was that the first britten?? the one with normal forks etc?? and the denso piece of shit speedway engine?
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