Sex & Motorcycles

**Colapop** · 15th August 2006, 17:49

Uncle Grandad? Is that you?

**Jantar** · 15th August 2006, 18:42

Originally Posted by oldrider

Been there done that, way back in the 1950's on an old BSA B33, parked in a layby on the Wgtn side of the Rimatakas, and it was snowing but we didn't notice till afterwards.
Rode home on bald tyres in the snow too, very tricky, bloody freezing, no gear like today, just an army greatcoat which I gracefully gave to her.
Everything you can think up today has probably been done before by those stogy old folk that you young ones think have never lived.
Ohh and yes, lovely girl, fondly remembered. Possibly your Nana.(or great nana)

Cheers John.

Or I have even heard of it happening on a Suzuki GT380 parked at Outram Glen.

**Oakie** · 15th August 2006, 20:00

Well, I've done both activites today and I think the wife ride was better than the bike ride....of course the bike ride was only to the shops and back.

I guess the one thing riding a bike has over riding your partner is that it isn't as messy and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

**The_Dover** · 15th August 2006, 20:14

Originally Posted by Oakie

and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

you heartless bastard.

**Titanium** · 15th August 2006, 20:18

See most of the vote is for bike ..... prolly cause all the kiddies on the site who have a bike to ride have not yet had sex ........

**sprocket** · 15th August 2006, 20:32

Originally Posted by mattp

Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
Most bikes that look great are a great ride

LMAO very wise words so so true

**The_Dover** · 15th August 2006, 20:45

So those of you that agree with mattp would prefer to fuck a minger?

Get with it guys, if it's that bad you are doing something wrong. End of story.

If you are spending that much time thinking about what they are doing for you then you're on totally the wrong path.

**Maha** · 15th August 2006, 21:08

Originally Posted by Oakie

Well, I've done both activites today and I think the wife ride was better than the bike ride....of course the bike ride was only to the shops and back.
.

Where did you ride your wife too????.......

And dont say heaven and back cos i will go....

**Edbear** · 15th August 2006, 21:18

Originally Posted by Oakie

I guess the one thing riding a bike has over riding your partner is that it isn't as messy and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

Obviously never owned and old British bike....

**dnos** · 16th August 2006, 10:37

come on guys how can there be any comparison?
sex wins - no contest

maybe those that voted bike just don't know any better?

**The Stranger:Me** · 16th August 2006, 11:15

Originally Posted by race me!!!!

i f we ever meet have a look at the dent on the side of my tank! sex while on a hornet is nearly impossiable!!!! (i should really tell mark that he has to fix that dent)

Look dude, what you and Mark get up to on your bike is none of our business.

**Macktheknife** · 16th August 2006, 11:47

Originally Posted by Oakie

Well, I've done both activites today and I think the wife ride was better than the bike ride....of course the bike ride was only to the shops and back.

I guess the one thing riding a bike has over riding your partner is that it isn't as messy and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

showoff!
I haven't done either for a while and I can't decide which one I miss more! lol

**Colapop** · 16th August 2006, 12:14

Give us a break MacK!! You must be getting a whole lotta different kinda TLC.... If not (I know she'll see this) YOU SHOULD BE!! After all he can't ride for awhile... (c'mon girl show him some love!!)

**sunhuntin** · 16th August 2006, 12:48

Originally Posted by dnos

come on guys how can there be any comparison?
sex wins - no contest

maybe those that voted bike just don't know any better?

heres my comparison:

what i need to go through for sex: wait for him to decide to show up. i dont know till he knocks on my window. after the deed he goes home, whether im satisfied or not [hell, im just grateful when he shows up! LOL]

what i go through for bike: put on jacket and shoes, helmet. grab keys, get bike out and warm her. kick stand up and away i go. i can stay with her as long as i like, and dont have to worry what time to be home [before dark is fine] plus, when its all said and done, i can just sit there and reflect, no worries.

which one easier for me? LOL. yeh, i would rather have a man in my bed, but im not going to wait around for him to decide hes horny.