Sex & Motorcycles

[ManDownUnder]

i would rather have a man in my bed, but im not going to wait around for him to decide hes horny.

Mate - if you posted your address on here I'm sure you'd be fulfilled...

So DON'T DO IT!

[sunhuntin]

CaN...no way of contacting him. lol. and he doesnt show up often enough for me to get the point across.

MDU...the thought has crossed my mind, but id rather keep it to online...more fun that way and then no regrets either side.

[The Stranger:Me]

MDU...the thought has crossed my mind, but id rather keep it to online...more fun that way and then no regrets either side.

Sorry MDU can't reply. He is on his way to wanganui.
Mentioned something about a prostate exam or such like.

[Hitcher]

Mentioned something about a prostrate exam or such like.

That's one you do lying down.

[The Stranger:Me]

That's one you do lying down.

Thank you Hitcher, now corrected so that you may rest easy.

[mstriumph]

just a brief glance at the thread headings and i misread this one as 'sex for bikes' ........

wondered wat indy was up to NOW

.......... shouldn't have bothered

ok, as you were

[Oakie]

Where did you ride your wife too????.......
And dont say heaven and back cos i will go....

Well from the lounge to the bedroom if you must know....

[sunhuntin]

That's one you do lying down.

hmmm, i wouldnt do that to a guy if he was standing, could cause injury, so i think CaN got it right in a way...

[SlashWylde]

Some reasons why motorcycles are better than women:

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

(the additional notes were contributed a friend of the author)

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

[KATWYN]

Just out of curiousity Indy - you don't happen to like vanilla ice cream do you?

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry MDU can't reply. He is on his way to wanganui.
Mentioned something about a prostate exam or such like.

Just read that - thanks Mate...

and no - prostate exams can be fun... with the right woman/toy/intentions...

So I'm told...

Hitch - standing.. legs apart... and try to kiss your own right knee...

[ManDownUnder]

MDU...the thought has crossed my mind, but id rather keep it to online...more fun that way and then no regrets either side.

AND you can take on HOW MANY GUYS AT ONCE???

[sunhuntin]

AND you can take on HOW MANY GUYS AT ONCE???

as many as want to play lol.

[Hitcher]

Hitch - standing.. legs apart... and try to kiss your own right knee...

I know your sort. You just want to stick your finger up my bottom.

[The_Dover]

Your burfday comin up innit??

Yeah, so if anyone has a missus or a daughter over the age of sixteen then PM me for details of the next big game.