An exhaust pipe fills quickly, but a boi ricer exhaust will take a little longer. (Or so I've heard)...Originally Posted by T.I.E
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An exhaust pipe fills quickly, but a boi ricer exhaust will take a little longer. (Or so I've heard)...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
unless you can prove it.
1 x Can of any aerosol. Preferably lighter fluid.
1 x Coat hanger
1 x Black Ninja outfit.
At night, approach said vehicicamacule while wearing the Ninja getup, having already prepared the coat hanger by unwinding it. Crawl under the vehamacule and set about wrapping the aerosol/lighter fluid container around the exhaust manafold.
While you may not be fortunate enough to be around to witness the result I can assure you that it's very impressive - One loud explosion and a severely damaged exhaust/engine, and a new set of under-garments required for those in the vehicle within minutes of them starting up the vehicle.
A card (printed on someone elses printer and only touched by those wearing gloves) should be left on the wind shield thanking the vehicle owner/driver for showing courtesy to other drivers (don't mention bikers, these pricks need no further excuse for harassing we bikie types).
Taken from 'The Biff Book of Revenge'. Page 1142 annex D.
Disclaimer - The author of this post accepts no liability whatsoever for any actions undertaken by any individual who reads this post. In fact I was never here. Capish?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Deus ex ukulele
Is that anything like "hatish", or more like "capiche"?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
unless you can prove it.
It's similar to the Russian word "заднепроходно".
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Forum whore
or "hashish"?
Hardcore Biker
A revenge tip that doesn't get you in trouble: Write up a letter explaining that you are not happy with his dangerous driving and blah blah blah. Then post it up here, and get 100 people to print it out and send it.
Need new round thangs!
dont forget to add the suspicious white powder folks!
1990 Suzuki Bandit GSF 250 for sale 39k kms $3,500
Forum whore
Got an ISBN number for that mate
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