Puke: You brake it, you pay for it.

[Lias]

Just as Waiuku is pronounced why-ook (as in Why did you read that book) and Te Kuiti is pronounced Teek-a-witty. You have a whole new linguistic world awaiting you. Think the Welch are bad ? - just wait. (The Welch are still to blame for everything, of course)

Those pronunciations arnt the proper maori ones, those are the butchered local ones :-)

Why-oo-koo and Teh Koo-ee-tee would more like it.. If I learned that proper international pronuncingation guide I could tell you for sure lol

[Ixion]

Uh huh. I wonder if Mr Fat Tony, being a Pom, could tell me whether one can get a train at Reeding to go to see Bellviwarr Castle. Given that the correetc Norman French pronunciation is rather rare.

[Hawkeye]

It's good to see that some of the local names help me to feel at home.

Waikanea - that wonderful Geordie sounding name - pronounced :
WHY-AYE-KAN-AYE
(or at least that how I pronounce it. )

[The Pastor]

Kai (pronouced KFC) is mary for food. bro.

[Drunken Monkey]

I'd tell those fuckers at Puke to get fucked. thats why you pay the money to ride there. What next, charge you for tarmac erosion.

Sorry, but that's normal practice at any track, so normal I thought it was common knowledge. Your payment to use the track does not eclude you from being liable for any damage you cause to it. Tarmac erosion is, in a roundabout way, covered by your fee.

[race me!!!!]

the guy that crashed his truck got billed dont worry about that!!!
as 4 the maori pronounciation who the "wh" or "PH" or "f" uck! cares
hell learn it soon enough! trial and error! suck it and see!
come on over youll love nz its lik britain but without the fuckin pikies!!!!!!!!!!