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  1. 14th August 2006, 23:05 #1
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  2. 14th August 2006, 23:07 #2
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    Not too sure what sex you are used to Indy, but i am sure that guy has got a butt plug in mate. Think you need to come to the pub and have a chat...
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  3. 14th August 2006, 23:12 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomthepohm View Post
    Not too sure what sex you are used to Indy, but i am sure that guy has got a butt plug in mate. Think you need to come to the pub and have a chat...
    Heck, I think you're right! You can meet him at the pub if you like Tom, but I don't want him anywhere feck'n near me.
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  4. 14th August 2006, 23:32 #4
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    Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
    Most bikes that look great are a great ride
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  5. 14th August 2006, 23:34 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattp View Post
    Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
    Most bikes that look great are a great ride
    Rep awarded lol

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  6. 15th August 2006, 08:13 #6
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    Indy you bastard, now I have a mental picture of a farking hairy biker doing the horizontal limbo.

    I need to stare at that 675 pic for a while.
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  7. 15th August 2006, 09:32 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattp View Post
    Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
    Most bikes that look great are a great ride
    Amen to that!
    Well, most times.
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  8. 15th August 2006, 09:39 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomthepohm View Post
    Not too sure what sex you are used to Indy, but i am sure that guy has got a butt plug in mate. Think you need to come to the pub and have a chat...
    Innocent Indy had no idea what to look for.
    What is of a concern is that you know about them and were looking for one.
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    Where is the both option? I like to ride after riding!
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  10. 15th August 2006, 10:00 #10
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  11. 15th August 2006, 10:12 #11
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    SEX and go for a ride after that... but given the choice... sex...
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  12. 15th August 2006, 10:31 #12
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    I didn't think that the two acts were mutually exclusive. Just not recommended to be performed simultaneously...
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  13. 15th August 2006, 10:34 #13
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    Easy answer!

    I love riding motorbikes and would place that in front of any activity except real first class sex! (with "my" woman)
    Mostly running on memory these days though! John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattp View Post
    Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
    Most bikes that look great are a great ride
    Funny how you think that, but in my experience it takes two. Maybe you're not doing it right? Communication perhaps?

    I was going to say it's a team sport, but that's only on special occasions.
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  15. 15th August 2006, 10:58 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I love riding motorbikes and would place that in front of any activity except real first class sex! (with "my" woman)
    Mostly running on memory these days though! John.
    I seem to remember that sex was much better than riding bikes but only after midnight, but that was back in the days of 6 volt lighting and I was still young and able to stay awake that late.
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