How to kill your wife

[vifferman]

The problem always is the learner drops clutch and is caught by the jerk and can't help wrapping the throttle on hard and then finds it impossible to let go just hanging on for grim death.

Reminds me of a friend of mine from school. His brother was instructing him the first time he rode his bike, in the back yard.
"Right - just twist the throttle until that needle's in the red zone, then let go of the clutch lever."

[Two Smoker]

Its so funny how americans consider themselves to be the greatest country in the world, yet the majority of them a complete dumb fuckers.......

As people have said before..... R1 + Learner + No Gear = Trouble

I bet alot of NZ riders on smaller bikes (ie 250-400) could outride them on their 1000's...... excluding me ofcourse.... im slow

[KATWYN]

Ohhh so THATS why hubby tried to get me on his 1999 yzfr R1 (joke)... didn't kill myself, although might have done 2 years earlier if that had been the 1st bike I learnt on! sheesh a bit sad.

I bet the womans husband feels stink

Chris (hubby) just added " what a F##### tosser the guy needs shooting
for doing something like that!"

I have to admit helmet complacentsey ( hows its spelt??) can be easy
to do in a driveway or carpark....

[Big Dog]

Yeah but how do you make it work on an ex-wife? Any advice appreciated

Plan a :Let her think she has won M/c lessons in a raffle (you will need to buy these with cash so there is no trace evidence and lift your prints off.) Then when she asks to borrow your gear lend her a re painted cracked helmet.

Close as you'll get with an ex in nz.

Plan B:Alternatively hook her up through an internet dating agency with the chap in the article. Even if she survives natural selection at least she's gone.

[KATWYN]

Plan a :Let her think she has won M/c lessons in a raffle (you will need to buy these with cash so there is no trace evidence and lift your prints off.) Then when she asks to borrow your gear lend her a re painted cracked helmet.

Close as you'll get with an ex in nz.

Plan B:Alternatively hook her up through an internet dating agency with the chap in the article. Even if she survives natural selection at least she's gone.

Reminds me of that story from the UK where a woman was arrested for conspiring to kill her husband using a hitman. She sold his CBR600 to get money to pay for the hit.

The editor of the article made a comment "wouldn't she have been better to
encourage her husband to ride the CBR600 a bit harder so he would end up killing himself"

[Big Dog]

.... ride the CBR600 a bit harder so he would end up killing himself"

And that would not have warranted suspicion on conspiracy? Not many women will encourage you to go harder.

[KATWYN]

And that would not have warranted suspicion on conspiracy? Not many women will encourage you to go harder.

yes guys, if your wives and girlfreinds encourage you to be riding
faster, I would be verryyy suspicious if I were you. Read the above threads as a warning.....

[kerryg]

Reminds me of that story from the UK where a woman was arrested for conspiring to kill her husband using a hitman. She sold his CBR600 to get money to pay for the hit.

The editor of the article made a comment "wouldn't she have been better to
encourage her husband to ride the CBR600 a bit harder so he would end up killing himself"

Selling a man's motorbike, to pay for a hitman to kill him.....that's really adding insult to in jury

[Motoracer]

It seems the best way is a riding lesson

The rest of the story.

Just read this thing now and f*ck that pisses me off, the ignorance and stupidity.

If his intention was to kill, then well done for having the brains to get away with murder.

[Big Dog]

Selling a man's motorbike, to pay for a hitman to kill him.....that's really adding insult to in jury

If my wife saw fit to sell my bike.... I'm not sure I would hide from the hitman..... although I may try to recruit him.

[kerryg]

If my wife saw fit to sell my bike.... I'm not sure I would hide from the hitman..... although I may try to recruit him.

Like that anecdote about (was it?) Winston Churchill. Some notable woman sarcastically remarked that if she had the misfortune to be married to him she'd poison his food. He replied that if he was married to her he'd eat it.....

[pete376403]

Winston Churchill it was, and another: This is an old classic, an exchange between Winston Churchill and Bessie Braddock. Braddock encountered Churchill after an extravagant dinner, and uttered with shock, "Winston, you're drunk." Countered Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober."