A good ... 6 hours I reckon.
Make em count.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You'll have to get through the, "How the F__k did I get here" phase, then the "I wish she'd hurry up and get home from hospital 'cos I'm running out of undies and cat food tastes TERRIBLE" phase, and then the "she better not be permanently paralysed and unable to cook and do laundry" phase, and then the "she's only interested in the baby, and what is that smell" phase, and then the "how come that pink thing never sleeps" phase, and then the "you'll have to help me get the breast feeding going" phase, and then the "you're going to have to stop buying takeaways and learn how to cook" phase, and then the "Shit, I haven't had any sleep for 3 weeks and now I have to go back to work" phase. First. Plus some phases unique to you and your situation.
You should be able to go for a recreational ride in September. 2007. If you do some nice stuff for "the missus".
You're doomed.
Muahahahahahaaaa.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
And that is exactly why I have cats........I can go riding whenever I like
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Thanks for the support guys. I feel much better now.
Shadmeister, whats the name of that formula/ nappie shop in Featherston?
And of course the upside to the whole ordeal is that I now get to commute on my bike, instead of in the cage.
Who got this thread off topic?>!?!
250 rides are a great idea! Just need to get the time to go on them!!
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
By which Sels means that if you *do* miss any of it, even if you're ... well ... having a kidney removed at the time or something like that, you'll never hear the end of it. If you miss it because you're watching the rugby you might as well consign yourself to a life of misery now.
Seriously. The missus needs you.
Dave
/done it before
//very fucking unpleasant pastime, believe me
///number 2 due nov 20th
Jeeez. It's pretty easy. His eyes have sunk into his head, he has black rings around them. His hair is Iron Grey. His pubes have fallen out (don't ask me how I know (shudder)). Those aren't his real teeth. He eats raw chilis to remind himself that he is both alive and awake. He's only 23 but looks 62.
These should have been clues.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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