police getting tazers , i'm getting a gun

**Squeak the Rat** · 31st August 2006, 15:10

The Remuera wife-beaters usually come to their senses a bit when the cops turn up.

**Lou Girardin** · 31st August 2006, 15:14

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Thats why they give us 1/2 price McDonalds, so that we end up with a waist line round enough to accomodate the belt required to carry all that shit.

That must be why so manyPleece women have big fat arses. Rest the belt on their hips.
Like the black chick on Reno 911

**Lou Girardin** · 31st August 2006, 15:15

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Lol i don't think it will get used in remuera thats why...

No, they'd sue your arses into the ground.

**Quasievil** · 31st August 2006, 15:21

Originally Posted by Indoo

What did you say that needed apologising for? It would be slightly late to taser poor wee Steve with a screw driver in your throat, its just good practical advice that you might wanna try and stop him prior to that. And let me guess the pathetic whiny soft cock who complained condemns your comment yet condones Steves.

Because I was getting so much bloody grief about it, I guess I cant say much without getting chastised by a few.
Thats okay, I dont mind apologizing if I say something to upset people, I usually apologize, Im not that big headed so that I cant.

Im a bit grumpy though!!!!! a grumpy mod is what ya got people

Anyway back on track ie Tazers etc from here on in guys and girls.......enjoy

**McJim** · 31st August 2006, 15:32

So how much charge does it hold?

Like if I've had 5 seconds of Zap and then decide not to take the nice police officers' advice to keep still and let him put handcuffs on me can he give me another 5 seconds of Zap or is he "Spent"?

I noticed in the photos that they've insulated the wires now - makes it harder to short circuit them - have to wear a tin foil vest for future ref.

**idb** · 31st August 2006, 15:36

Originally Posted by Big McJim

I noticed in the photos that they've insulated the wires now - makes it harder to short circuit them - have to wear a tin foil vest for future ref.

They think of everything don't they....clever bastards?!

**Ixion** · 31st August 2006, 15:41

Originally Posted by Indoo

.. He does realise that Remuera comes under the Eastern Area which includes Panmure,Glen Innes,Mt Wellington and Onehunga. Those areas aren't exactly deemed to be white and exclusive and no doubt there are a fair few poor Tangata Whenua equally likely to be picked on by racist cops.

Oi.Technically \me can claim to be a tangata wozzit, and I live in Panmure. So can I claim it's racist prejudice if some cop tries to give me a speeding ticket?

**Squeak the Rat** · 31st August 2006, 15:47

Originally Posted by Big McJim

So how much charge does it hold?

Like if I've had 5 seconds of Zap and then decide not to take the nice police officers' advice to keep still and let him put handcuffs on me can he give me another 5 seconds of Zap or is he "Spent"?

Not sure how big the batteries are in total but they're certainly big enough for deserts.

**Indoo** · 31st August 2006, 16:09

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'd say they'd be better off having them in Remmer's so they can tazer all the bastards going up there to do the burgs and steal the nice beemers.

Despite popular belief, there are actually a signficant number of criminals who live in Remuera on some of the most 'exclusive streets'. The amount of white collar company directors with numerous convictions for extensive fraud and just plains dodgy dealing, ripping off people etc is astounding in a suburb of such 'upstanding citizens'. They don't commit crime out of poverty or need but simply greed.

I still remember the 'upstanding' citizen I clocked doing 87kmh in a 50kmh across a zebra crossing a few years back outside a school at 8.15am with kids waiting to cross either side. Her excuse 'Get a real job you loser, I'm late for work my address is ** victoria avenue Remuera you know the most exclusive avenue in Remuera. The funny thing was she was actually a teacher.

**Squeak the Rat** · 31st August 2006, 16:12

Originally Posted by Indoo

I still remember the 'upstanding' citizen I clocked doing 87kmh in a 50kmh across a zebra crossing a few years back outside a school at 8.15am with kids waiting to cross either side. Her excuse 'Get a real job you loser, I'm late for work my address is ** victoria avenue Remuera you know the most exclusive avenue in Remuera. The funny thing was she was actually a teacher.

Cool, now you'll be able to taser her when she tries to drive off.

[Edit:] Removed smiley, because under the rules of use you could justify this. Escaping with the possibility or likelyhood of injuring self or other people.

**Lou Girardin** · 31st August 2006, 16:14

Originally Posted by Indoo

Despite popular belief, there are actually a signficant number of criminals who live in Remuera on some of the most 'exclusive streets'. The amount of white collar company directors with numerous convictions for extensive fraud and just plains dodgy dealing, ripping off people etc is astounding in a suburb of such 'upstanding citizens'. They don't commit crime out of poverty or need but simply greed.

What do you mean, "despite popular belief"?

**The_Dover** · 31st August 2006, 16:16

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

What do you mean, "despite popular belief"?

Yeah, it's obvious you've got some ill gotten gains if you can afford those house prices.

**Crazy Steve** · 31st August 2006, 16:22

Already I like the idea of cops carrying Tazer`s.....

It will give me a defence while they are processing me to shit in my pants and grab a hand full and smeer it all over me.....

Before I start kicking and punching....

Crazy Steve..