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    50kms Over The Legal Limit!

    A lady biker I have the pleasure of working with was driving her cage this morning in Auckland City. Whilst cruising along one of the main roads to get on to the motorway she exceeded the 50km speed limit by approx. 50kms, wasn't wearing her seatbelt, and get this...passed a marked HP car at the same time! :spudwave:

    He pulls her over and she plays dumb and pleads ignorance. He asks to see her license and discovers that she is driving on a South African license...

    Can you finish the story? :spudwhat:

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    bye bye car, hope she likes the bus

    well should do, other wise the law is bollocks

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    She had a nice rack and so her and the HP are meeting for dinner on friday.

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    Gets a fine for something like $400 and doesn't loose her license.

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    Well she's good looking and he says "welcome to our country ma'am - you just take it easy and have a nice day (once he has all her details of course).
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    She is expecting PC Plod's love child?
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    Gets let off with a warning, coz lets face it SA chicks are hawt (not biased just coz better half is South African).

    And lets face it's not like she was doing something really dodgy like riding a bike.


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    I reckon a bike went by with a slightly cracked tail light going 5km over the speed limit, attracted the cops attention (more so than the rack - cop is gay) and the cop took off after the bike and the biker appears in court next month on charges of endangering other road users?

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    She takes her top off and the cop lets her go?


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    She bursts into tears, blames on PMT & her low life partner who left her to clean up on Saturday night after he'd had all 'the boys' over for the rugger and gets off without even getting as waring...in fact the cops is outta there faster than she was travelling illegally down the road, b/c men hate tears & 'womans problems'.
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    LOL - sis on you Zed

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    How about the cop uses their 'discretion', in handling the matter. Funny how most stories I hear of the cop has said his hands are tied.

    Must be using their discretion as to when to apply their discretion.

    Discreet answer ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano
    Must be using their discretion as to when to apply their discretion.
    Thats exactly what discretion is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Thats exactly what discretion is.
    Not the better part of valour?
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    ok ok ZED so what did happen then
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