What will YOU be doing this Friday night?

[scumdog]

Sitting here, thinking about what to post on KB after a few OlLd Crow bourbons, CB is off to bed (she has to head of to her job as a District Nusrse at 7:30 am).

Me? I have the whole day to myself ( if not too windy might go for a ride).

But on Friday night? Why, I may have to deal with (a) drunk driver, (b) drunk yahoo that is wrecking letter-boxes etc (c) drunk hotel patron that cannot see anything wrong with pissing on the 'pokie' machines, (d) drunk husband (or partner) that thinks it is nothing to cuff around his missus, (e) the carnage resulting fromn a driver with a 'R' licence that thought he/she was a 'good' driver, (f) a young twat that wants to get into the pub......

And if I'm lucky, by the end of the shift I won't have shot/Tazered/pepper-sprayed any 'innocent' people.

Now you see why I am really hanging out to get to the Pissed Penguin and the Magpie Madness.

[R6_kid:Me]

no one force you to be a cop, just like no one forced me to get drunk and smash in the letterboxes, but your work is appreciated... most of the time.

[RantyDave]

Me - drinking with a mate who's headed off on her OE. I also need to abuse her for putting the dreaded words "find myself" in her blog. Like, bleugh, traveller clichés already?

And if you're not supposed to piss on the pokie machines, what does with the urinal tray thing at the bottom?

Do have fun.

Dave

[98tls]

Dont envy your job at all....have family up in ch-ch that do your job...three brothers..two of them twins and all cops..there dad a retired cop..nice guys though all..they reckon if they didnt have to spend hours doing paperwork for every breath they take the job would be better......me i will be havin a FEW stocks and thinking about the ride on saturday....

[Ixion]

Well, lezz see. I reckon, first I'll go up to the pisser for a few jugs. And a go on those blurdy pokies, they owe me heaps, an if I don't get it back I'm gonna piss all over the bastards. Then I'll drive home, I'll be sweet cos I'm not one of those useless pricks wiv just an R licence, I've godda full, so I KNOW I'm a shit hot driver. Got a score to settle wiv my prick of a neighbour on the way, lets see him find his ferkin letterbox tomorra. Then when I get home I'll have a few more beers, by heck that ball and chain better not give me any lip this time, or she'll get what she's got cummin .

Sounds a good evening I reckon, why d' you ask? Planning to join me?

[scumdog]

First post is not a 'bleat' but more of a 'please let me be a pissed up blithering twat' when you meet me at the Pissed Penguin or Magpie Madness etc.

And if you have a job like mine please feel free to come forwards and introduce yourself.

[TLDV8]

(d) drunk husband (or partner) that thinks it is nothing to cuff around his missus

You should Tazer one of those $unts anyway and get a picture of them wriggling around on the floor doing a Johnny 5 impression.

[Ixion]

First post is not a 'bleat' but more of a 'please let me be a pissed up blithering twat' when you meet me at the Pissed Penguin or Magpie Madness etc.

So you'll be your normal cheerful self then

[scumdog]

You should Tazer one of those $unts anyway and get a picture of them wriggling around on the floor doing a Johnny 5 impression.

The cops I went on patrol with in Sturgis, Las Vegas, Kelso, Buena Park, Vancouver etc called it 'doing the funky chicken' but their Tazers were a shitload more grunty than our wimpy efforts.....

[98tls]

Will keep an eye out for you at at winchester.......you will have to forgive my mate though....any opp to talk harleys hes into it like a pig into shit...

[scumdog]

Will keep an eye out for you at at winchester.......you will have to forgive my mate though....any opp to talk harleys hes into it like a pig into shit...

So will he be wearing a tassled leather jacket too? ( and riding somebody elses Guzzi?)

Tell him the skull mask is my signature.

[98tls]

So will he be wearing a tassled leather jacket too? ( and riding somebody elses Guzzi?)

Tell him the skull mask is my signature.

No tassles mate...(not yet) but he loves his johhny Rebs and has this nasty habit of Bandanas around his neck...fuckin funny as hell a few years ago up at the omarama pub this guy starts mouthing Richie about that old TV programme Renegade...needless to say a good old fashioned stouch ensued..as there was only two of us the results wernt the best but honour was preserved.......

[scumdog]

No tassles mate...(not yet) but he loves his johhny Rebs and has this nasty habit of Bandanas around his neck...fuckin funny as hell a few years ago up at the omarama pub this guy starts mouthing Richie about that old TV programme Renegade...needless to say a good old fashioned stouch ensued..as there was only two of us the results wernt the best but honour was preserved.......

I've also got a bandana around my neck - up Ch-ch way its a HD one but further south it's a 'Bars'n'Stars one.

Both have got me into stouches in years gone by (lost one or maybe two but that's it)- but now me job influences me reaction a lot these days.

[98tls]

Fair enough....not my job but wisdom and old age dictates my reaction to bullshit these days....

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=98tls;739114]Fair enough....not my job but wisdom and


Me too - MOST of the time.

But I'm easy-going these days...