For Sale : Slightly soiled under garments

[Ozzie]

So the other week was a one off mate?

[jtzzr]

Crikey mate ,good to hear your`e all good,like DrunkMonk said go buy a lotto ticket , hope you win something then you can buy some new undies,Trade Me might be the way to sell the old ones. And stay away from trucks too.

[Turtle]

At least its good to hear yr still up right an able to talk about it....I always like to think after something like this that at least its one less close call outa the quota behind you.Hope to see you on the coro burga an beer run ....cheerz Ozzie

[gijoe1313]

Jiminy Crickets! Thats a bowel-loosening and butt-tightening experience all in one! Kudos to making sure you kept your rubber side down and hanging onto your Asphalt Angel - and again when you pulled over and got your heart rate down from 200!

Thanks for posting this, may keep a noob like me alive so I can recognise the symptoms of a distressing incident about to happen and hopefully steer clear of it.

[McJim]

There is a pandemic of indicating as you manoeuvre in New Zealand - saw a bike do it today on the Southern Motorway coasted into the lane causing a car to brake hard, once in the lane he indicated the manoeuvre he'd just completed!

There is this theory that people won't fuck with trucks - at the time this is correct but if you happen to have your family in the car and a hammer you can always follow the truck to it's destination - the dude has to stop sometime - and if he doesn't apologise then you can break his foot with the hammer....least that's how it went on the telly.

no one is untouchable - that's why I'm always courteous on the road - you never know how crazy the guy you just cut off really is.