Where's it gone?

[Ixion]

Sarge was exercising his cultural sensitivity when you bought it, Lou. He knew you were Italian , see, so he had them install the optional Italian engineering module.

You will find that you can recover your missing 30 hp if you ride with the left pillion footrest down, and the right front (only) indicator flashing, in a northerly or westerly direction. But only before noon.

During the period of the full moon, if you do the above, and in addition are running on reserve and put the rear brake on just enough to trigger the brake light , but without actually having the pads touch the calipers, you will recover not just the missing 30hp, but an extra 30 hp as well. But only if you are wearing a red helmet.

Italian machinery. Its like that. He thought it would make you feel culturally safe.

[Lou Girardin]

Sarge was exercising his cultural sensitivity when you bought it, Lou. He knew you were Italian , see, so he had them install the optional Italian engineering module.

You will find that you can recover your missing 30 hp if you ride with the left pillion footrest down, and the right front (only) indicator flashing, in a northerly or westerly direction. But only before noon.

During the period of the full moon, if you do the above, and in addition are running on reserve and put the rear brake on just enough to trigger the brake light , but without actually having the pads touch the calipers, you will recover not just the missing 30hp, but an extra 30 hp as well. But only if you are wearing a red helmet.

Italian machinery. Its like that. He thought it would make you feel culturally safe.

An interesting theory, as all yours invariably are. However, my Dear Ixion, I bought it from Mark.

[SARGE]

An interesting theory, as all yours invariably are. However, my Dear Ixion, I bought it from Mark.

Mark is Irish, so ...


AHA WATSON!!

[F5 Dave]

[bad japanese accent] AAHH Time for Sushi. Tighten mainjets later.

[Lunch followed by stripclub & 17 sakis] AHHH, whayt Eye do now? ahh, put carbs in -sure will be okytoky.

[Flyingpony]

Could be Lou is a big fella and needs all those ponies.
Could be Flyingpony is a wee fella and doesn't need the ponies.

Don't know about Lou, but I'm built rather like TonyB and Indy. Tall and slim.

[pritch]

Don't know about Lou, but I'm built rather like TonyB and Indy. Tall and slim.

I have visited Lou a couple times but he's something of an invisible man.

He tends to have a rather attractive colleague, and he works adjacent to a big screen TV, which along with a whole shop full of interesting stuff, means customers frequently complain of neck strain but nobody can recall what Lou actually looks like...

[Lou Girardin]

I'm a 'stealth' salesman. You don't know I'm there until you check your wallet.

[SlowHand]

You sell money?? Awesome. A money fairy!

[F5 Dave]

Yeah, $20 special deal for you $50 + gst

[Lou Girardin]

You sell money?? Awesome. A money fairy!

I'm no fairy. But I've shagged a few.

[dawnrazor]

I'm no fairy. But I've shagged a few.

hmmmm......don't quite see how thats a good thing....but hey each to their own.

[scumdog]

I'm no fairy. But I've shagged a few.

Whatever turns your crank I say....

[Edbear]

Whatever turns your crank I say....

I believe that's what he's trying to get the Bandit to do....

[Swoop]

You don't know I'm there until you check your wallet.

I spotted some locals doing just that to tourists outside Notre Dame cathedral many years ago. Not very subtle but must have had a soft touch.

[SARGE]

I'm no fairy. But I've shagged a few.

dont worry Lou... they guy in back aint gay....


unless of course you are talking about "fairy" in the Lord of the Rings way...


then i'd consider you more of a Hobbit...




the chubby, overly sensitive one ...