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    Suzuki M109R

    You know the one.

    http://www.suzuki.co.nz/motorcycles/...k7.m.white.jpg
    http://www.suzuki.co.nz/motorcycles/...k7.m.black.jpg

    It looks much better in the metal, they look stupid and fat and ugly in the pictures. In the real world, you are looking down on it (It is VERY low at the rear end), and it doesn't look so big. Except for that fuel tank. I saw a plane circling me for a while, I suspect it thought it was a runway.

    I rode one on Saturday while my GSXR750 was getting it's 6000k service (At 7100k... )

    Okay, so I have never had a go on a 'cruiser' before, and Dave Anderson motorcycles ( http://www.daveanderson.co.nz/ ) have two on the floor. No pissing about with silly little 800cc jobs, skip right to the daddy. So I asked for a ride, I thought it would be fun. Or funny. Funny 'ha ha'.

    It turned out to be both. Plus a little bit of stupid.

    I didn't ride it enough to have a really good go on it, maybe just 15mins but it did make me smile. The first thing I noticed was the silly riding position. Totally bloody silly. Score one point for funny. Your feet are up under the handlebars instead of your arse. This is uncomfortable, and doesn't make sense.

    What this does mean though is that the second time you go through the round-a-bout at the north end of Masterton, your heel touches down on the pavement, when you were not trying to do that. I tried to do it the first time through and it didn't happen. Here we score a point for fun. I'm sure the pegs could come down given another 15 minutes practise and a few more largeish round-a-bouts.

    This bike is piss easy to ride, thought I will admit mucking up the first gear and second gear change. The first gear up, I didn't use a full hand of clutch. The first change down, I didn't blip the throttle and dropped the clutch as usual (Coddled by slipper clutches I have been) and the rear tyre locked up for a moment and this big fat bike slowed down real fast.

    After that, I decided ANYBODY could ride this bike. I was even clutchless shifting after awhile, the gearbox seemed quite happy with this.

    Once moving (Even at sub-walking pace) the bike is very easy to turn and doesn't feel like it weighs 319kg. This is a good thing because of the stupid footpeg location, you don't want to take your feet off. Fucking hell, 319kg. That's like.. 2 Fatjims!! A short arse could ride this no problems, both my feet go flat on the the floor, legs bent, no worries.

    The engine is cool. I took much delight in being in second doing ~50km/h and jamming the throttle open to make the thing judder and make a motorcycle like noise. And again when I got the a 100km/h zone.

    But it is in a 100km/h where a M109 raises itself to new levels of sillyness. There is no wind protection. Your legs are splayed out like a worn out whore and your arms are out to praise Jesus, so you catch the wind. No fairing to hide behind. The bike itself wasn't upset by the northerly, but you'd be a nutter to ride something like this very fast very far. It'd just plain hurt. At non-ticketable speeds, it was tolerable, but go faster and 'fuck that'; time to slow down.

    And the handgrips (Perhaps to compensate for something...) were too big for my childlike hands.

    Oh yeah, M109Rs go around corners. It's true, it's even fun. Mostly because of the 'I can't believe I just did that' runs through your head every time. Seriously though, it's easy to tip and and to bring out of a bend. I was honestly impressed with that side of thing.

    The brakes were fine to, nothing special. But I suppose after using the GSXRs awesome stoppers, I've gotten used to very good brakes.

    Anyway, M109R fun. But only for posing on around town. You'd be a loon to try and ride it anywhere. The silly riding position and no protection from the wind would make it a chore if you encountered any weather.
    Last edited by limbimtimwim; 13th November 2006 at 13:22. Reason: added last few words at end.

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    Symphonic metal is a term used to describe metal music that has symphonic elements; that is, elements that sound similar to a classical symphony.

    They don't have the image that goes with a Harley, they aren't practical and don't handle well. Why would you get one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    They don't have the image that goes with a Harley, they aren't practical and don't handle well. Why would you get one?
    But it does handle fine. It wasn't a handful at all. I was expecting the motorcycling version of jelly. You might get one because you like the way it looks.
    Last edited by limbimtimwim; 13th November 2006 at 14:11. Reason: extra words and full stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    But it does handle fine. It wasn't a handful at all. I was expecting the motorcycling version of jelly. You might get one because you like the way it looks.
    Doesn't handle well in comparison to a sprotsbike. But I guess if you're into cruising...

    And I'd buy one for the looks if it had a jet engine exiting the rear. Batman stylz aue

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    i bet you looked the part too, in ya leathers

    Good write up


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    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    The brakes were fine to, nothing special. But I suppose after using the GSXRs awesome stoppers, I've gotten used to very good brakes.
    you are aware that the M109R basically has a GSXR1000 front end on it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    you are aware that the M109R basically has a GSXR1000 front end on it??
    It's the arse end you have to ride around.

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    we're still talking about the 109 here aren't we dave?

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    You should write comedy Simon !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    we're still talking about the 109 here aren't we dave?
    yes - the super wide, super low profile back tyre and very little suspension travel provides some interesting quirks. No dramas - you just have to ride 'around it' - particularly at low speed.

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    Yeah that was a good report Simon. "runway", "wornout whore", "2 fatjim's"...it was all good. The stuff in the middle about the bike was informative too.
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    you are aware that the M109R basically has a GSXR1000 front end on it??
    (looks at pictures)Bloody hell! I didn't notice that. I did notice the twin discs and think 'Good'.

    I guess it was just the weight of the thing that took the bite out of them. I wonder what would happen if they were compared to the S83, which has one solid disc at the front. Perhaps that would be downright scary.

    Actually, part of the reason I choose to ride the the M109 was because you (Font of all wisdom) told me to get a cruiser.

    So MEH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    (looks at pictures)Bloody hell! I didn't notice that. I did notice the twin discs and think 'Good'.

    I guess it was just the weight of the thing that took the bite out of them. I wonder what would happen if they were compared to the S83, which has one solid disc at the front. Perhaps that would be downright scary.

    Actually, part of the reason I choose to ride the the M109 was because you (Font of all wisdom) told me to get a cruiser.

    So MEH!!
    cool, did you book the sex change op too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    cool, did you book the sex change op too?
    Oh.

    Did you tell me to get one?

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    i bet you looked the part too, in ya leathers
    I didn't have my leather pants on. I've had a zipper malfunction and had jeans on instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    Oh.

    Did you tell me to get one?
    well if you're not gonna use your balls then somebody, somewhere needs something to hang on their christmas tree.
    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    I didn't have my leather pants on. I've had a zipper malfunction and had chaps on instead.
    with or without tassles?

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