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    Rat rider must die!!

    so i go out to the shed this morning and WTF!!!??? there are little muddy rat paw prints on my bike seat grrrr...
    he must be a pussy tho judging by the size of the chicken strips he left.
    I'm off to get some more poison, can't have this sort of carry on.
    I had a quick look at all the edible bits & there seems to be no damage so I'm lucky this time, but ... rat rider must die!!!!

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    Yea get the little ba...rd

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    Make sure the poison is bike friendly

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    Quote Originally Posted by 750Y
    so i go out to the shed this morning and WTF!!!??? there are little muddy rat paw prints on my bike seat grrrr...
    he must be a pussy tho judging by the size of the chicken strips he left.
    Im confused - is he a rat or a pussy ? :spudwhat:

    Or a lapdancing chicken ?
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    no dude--give the lil sod thew keys to ya bike-- he might be able to teach ya a thing or two about riding
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    Kill the rat!! Yuk! My cat brings them home occasionally & sometimes not quite dead!

    He was possibly sizing up your seat as a new home for him & Mrs Rat & their revolting spawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano
    Im confused - is he a rat or a pussy ? :spudwhat:

    Or a lapdancing chicken ?
    lol, I know it's definietly not a chicken, I chopped their heads off a few weeks back 8-).
    funny he went for the gixxer not the kwaka...
    must have some taste eh frosty 8-).

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    Take it easy on the rats huh.
    Theys gods critters as well ya' know.
    Besides if he beats ya' then ya' likley to end up with an odd nickname.

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    Isn't the Triumph Bike club called the Rat Pack or something? funny that.

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    RAT - Riders Association of Triumph. Rat Pack - Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr, Peter Lawford & Joey Bishop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Roller
    Nothing fixes em like a 12 gauge but its best outside than in
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    Firend has a MotoGuzzi (LMMkII or III)and he started the bike, with his wife standing behind the bike and a mouse, (I know its not a rat), shot out of one of the exhausts over his wifes shoulder!!!

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    Re mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by mangell6
    Firend has a MotoGuzzi (LMMkII or III)and he started the bike, with his wife standing behind the bike and a mouse, (I know its not a rat), shot out of one of the exhausts over his wifes shoulder!!!

    Love it.


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    hahah wut a crack up. Fucken rats in the roof of the garage at my new place bloody annoying since the buggers have run off with 3 things of rat posion so far and still going, must b a far few of em.
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