Kiwi Cops - The Biff verdict

**McJim** · 11th September 2006, 16:47

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Short guy, gnome like beard?

Nah Finn - he meant the guys beard looked like a gnome not that the beard made the guy look like a gnome!

Keep your eyes open for a copper with a gnome hanging out of his mouth.

Was thnking about this the other day when I passed a little fella sitting at the side of the road with his head between his knees. I said "are you a Goblin?" He replied "Nah, I've just got a sore head."

**terbang** · 11th September 2006, 17:00

Met some good ones and also some fuckwits. We seem to pick a few up in aviation starting a new career. Takes some of them a while to come back to earth after they realise that they are back on the bottom of the pile again. But all in all they make fairly good pilots..

**Flyingpony** · 11th September 2006, 17:39

1st stop - Stopped one night 2km from home with broken tail light (was working three days prior). Took him ages to get out of car, must've run plate through but that gave me time to remove helmet etc. Friendly bloke, small chit chat like where do you live,,, told me to ride home with brake slightly on. No ticket.

2nd stop -

Haven't had one.

Haven't been stopped in the car either, excluding when they breath test all cars,,, been a few years since the last one.

However, I seem to have the luck of the draw and only spot speed camera's once they are in my mirrors,,, no tickets yet

**kiwifruit** · 11th September 2006, 17:47

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Police are, and always will be, a cross section of society.

You ask any of the cops on here if there are Police Officers they have known or worked with who they feel would to a better service to the police if they just left? They will all say yes.

At the end of the day there are some downright assholes in the Police but there are some really good kunts too. Most of the lads are good but there are a few who spoil it a little for the rest.

i fully agree

**Lou Girardin** · 11th September 2006, 22:04

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Police are, and always will be, a cross section of society.

They could have rejected the criminals though.

**Biff** · 11th September 2006, 22:49

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

They could have rejected the criminals though.

Like the Labour party?

**WRT** · 12th September 2006, 09:08

Originally Posted by Biff

Like the Labour party?

No, they are the criminals WE should have rejected. The problem is that too many voters accepted their bribes.

**ManDownUnder** · 12th September 2006, 10:26

Originally Posted by Motu

In these situations someone is always an arsehole - if it's not the Cop...it must be you.

You can tell - it's the one who's breath smells like shit

**ManDownUnder** · 12th September 2006, 10:30

Yeah - since I got back on a bike after an 8 year gap...
1st stop... warning bike cop ... "Now I have you out of sight of the camera... don't split like that... split like this"
2nd stop... warning... bike cop "Now I have you out of sight of the camera... don't split like that... split like this"

I think there's a pattern here...

I have no problem with cops doing their jobs. Both times I would have accepted the $150 reminder as I was in the wronig... knowingly.

There will be good cops and bad cops. But then I challenge you find me a profession with no arseholes it.

**The_Dover** · 12th September 2006, 10:37

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

There will be good cops and bad cops. But then I challenge you find me a profession with no arseholes it.

Proctology?

**ManDownUnder** · 12th September 2006, 10:39

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Proctology?

Full of arseholes mate. And never accept an invite to the protological society poker match... they don't use cards and most of the volunteers come away walking funny

**Finn** · 12th September 2006, 18:28

Just a few moments ago, I had a good run in with the cops. I was in my office at home and looked down to see a couple of niggers going through our letterboxes. I open the window and asked them what they were doing. They did their staunch nigger moves which I can only assume was some form of primitive communication.

Anyway, I called the cops and within minutes that were on the scene. I couldn't see if they caught them but I hope they Rodney King'd them.

Well done cops.

**Brett** · 12th September 2006, 18:46

Originally Posted by Finn

Just a few moments ago, I had a good run in with the cops. I was in my office at home and looked down to see a couple of niggers going through our letterboxes. I open the window and asked them what they were doing. They did their staunch nigger moves which I can only assume was some form of primitive communication.

Anyway, I called the cops and within minutes that were on the scene. I couldn't see if they caught them but I hope they Rodney King'd them.

Well done cops.

LOL...LOving the communication bit.