What's with the sprotsbike riders?

[Virago]

Bwahahahaha! - didn't take long for the red-reppers to jump the gun..........

[idb]

Meanwhile, the Italian riders look down on the unwashed masses arguing among themselves and smile indulgently...........

[idb]

Bwahahahaha! - didn't take long for the red-reppers to jump the gun..........

Tossers.
Name and shame Virago!!!!

[yungatart]

Bwahahahaha! - didn't take long for the red-reppers to jump the gun..........

There are some overly sensitive types around here, eh? But the burning question is, what do they ride????

[blacksheep]

Bwahahahaha! - didn't take long for the red-reppers to jump the gun..........

yawn yawn its all been done before

[iwilde]

Oh, Virago, you have it ALL wrong - it is to compensate for the lack of manly sized genitalia - the bigger the bike, the smaller the equipment....or so I am told. I have no personal experience to back that statement up....domestic bliss is looking decidedly dicey right now, I'd better go!

Is the reverse true for women? The smaller the bike, the bigger the...!!!!?

[SwanTiger]

What is someone who owns a sports bike, a naked street bike, a cruiser and a scooter? Sexually confused? Hermaphridite? Is their penis big or small, or just right?

[yungatart]

Is the reverse true for women? The smaller the bike, the bigger the...!!!!?

I have no idea, being a cruiser rider and all! You would have to ask one of the female sprotbike riders that.

[hXc]

What is someone who owns a sports bike, a naked street bike, a cruiser and a scooter? Sexually confused? Hermaphridite? Is their penis big or small, or just right?

They're awesome, like anyone else with a naked street bike. Because the naked street bike is so much more awesome than the rest, it's "side effects" rub off on the owner and are stronger than the rest. If said naked bike is a v-twin, then that person is just as awesome as me.

[Maha]

What is Hermaphridite?

Latin for.......Virago.............Mr Collins says so anyway........

[MSTRS:Me]

What is someone who owns a sports bike, a naked street bike, a cruiser and a scooter? Sexually confused? Hermaphridite? Is their penis big or small, or just right?

...androgynous...

[yungatart]

What is someone who owns a sports bike, a naked street bike, a cruiser and a scooter? Sexually confused? Hermaphridite? Is their penis big or small, or just right?

They are f***ing rich!!!

[Coyote]

Oh, Virago, you have it ALL wrong - it is to compensate for the lack of manly sized genitalia - the bigger the bike, the smaller the equipment....or so I am told. I have no personal experience to back that statement up....domestic bliss is looking decidedly dicey right now, I'd better go!

Totally agree

haha thankfully that is a pisstake. I for one know that i am not a soft cock, and therefore prolonged sessions of 'high pace' riding do not make my knees, neck or wrists sore, i have no chicken strips on my tires and i now have scrapes on my knee sliders too!

Of course you're still young. The position is easier to endure

To me, sprotsbikers seem as sad as crusiers, and vice versa. Both conformist and obsessed with appearances.

The most common phrases from both are along the lines of "pig ugly" "looks cool" etc etc.What does it matter what a bike looks like?

The purpose of a motorcycle is to get from point A to point B. Different folks will have different ideas of how the journey should be; as fast as humanly possible (sportsbike); comfortably (crusiers); as far as possible (tourer). But in no case does the appearance of a bike in any way have any bearing on its ability to perform its task. So why all the talk about appearances?

Coz da looks get u da hoes bra

You're looking at the idea of motorcycling far too practically. Looks are just one of many things that make bikes great

And if the purpose of a motorcycle is only to get from A to B, racing, or just going for a Sunday ride, seems awfully pointless

[jade]

You're right, 2 smokers are superior..

[Kornholio]

...androgynous...

Isnt that the name of an Album that Garbage put out??

To Virago:

All the cruiser riders I have met have been ok, well apart from Waylander...but hes Canadian/Yankee so what do ya expect :P.... but then along comes you...

Have you been passed lately by some sportsbikes which made you feel rather inadequate? If I see your shiny armchair cruising down the road ill make sure i pass you on the bike wheel with one hand off giving you the bone...WHY? because I can