What's with the sprotsbike riders?

**scumdog** · 18th September 2007, 00:19

Originally Posted by NSR-Dan

I am going to explain this scientificly...... its called adrenilin.

adrenalin is made in the adrenal gland, what is also in the adrenal gland and has a similar effect to adrenalin is testosterone. testosterone is made in the teste gland which in lameman terms "the 2 hairy sacks the hang below your cock". so the bigger your nuts the more adrenaline that is produced.

sport bikers are adrenalin junkies which means they have huges nuts.

tourers that dont understand whats so great about sport bikes have itty bitty pea sized ones

Pah, I cast scorn upon you sir!

The same corner that a sprotsbike wafts around with aplomb and ease is a different story on a cruiser.

On a cruiser at an even lower speed you have a teeth-clenching arse-pucker zorst-scraping 'fuggit-fuggit-fuggit get round ya bitch' type ride accompanied by sparks and a whiffy smell.

Now THAT lets loose gallons of adrenalin AND requires watermelon-sized goolies too.

**idb** · 18th September 2007, 07:56

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Sore Knees, aching wrists, an even sorer back and no demerit points.

Ah yes...rode home from the Pissed Penguin rally in the weekend.
Two hours without stop passing everything in sight and taking no corners prisoner....back in record time.
The funnest ride I've had in ages but when I stopped I couldn't walk or sit down in comfort.
Grins and grimaces in equal measure.
There's got to be some payback I guess.

Please note, the author does not encourage excessive speed, don't try this at home.
All manouevres were carried out on closed roads and under controlled conditions.

**imdying** · 18th September 2007, 11:45

It's a troll based on ignorance, hardly worth the time to reply to it.

**Virago** · 18th September 2007, 12:23

Originally Posted by imdying

It's a troll based on ignorance, hardly worth the time to reply to it.

It's also a very old thread, if that's any help...

**imdying** · 18th September 2007, 12:38

Originally Posted by Virago

It's also a very old thread, if that's any help...

Yes, I can see that it was dug, not that that changes anything.

**idb** · 18th September 2007, 12:59

Originally Posted by imdying

It's a troll based on ignorance, hardly worth the time to reply to it.

I'm almost convinced and can feel myself being pulled over to the other side.

**imdying** · 18th September 2007, 13:14

Originally Posted by idb

I'm almost convinced and can feel myself being pulled over to the other side.

That's your problem, you think there are 'sides'.

**idb** · 18th September 2007, 13:18

Originally Posted by imdying

That's your problem, you think there are 'sides'.

That's it!!!
After all these years that's all it was!!
Thank you doctor...I'm cured.

**Atomic** · 18th September 2007, 18:37

If this is your true perception of motorcycling you should clearly be posting on KiwiCommuter.co.nz. You call your self a "biker"?

Originally Posted by Ixion

To me, sprotsbikers seem as sad as crusiers, and vice versa. Both conformist and obsessed with appearances.

The most common phrases from both are along the lines of "pig ugly" "looks cool" etc etc.What does it matter what a bike looks like?

The purpose of a motorcycle is to get from point A to point B. Different folks will have different ideas of how the journey should be; as fast as humanly possible (sportsbike); comfortably (crusiers); as far as possible (tourer). But in no case does the appearance of a bike in any way have any bearing on its ability to perform its task. So why all the talk about appearances?

**NSR-Dan** · 18th September 2007, 18:44

Originally Posted by Ixion

To me, sprotsbikers seem as sad as crusiers, and vice versa. Both conformist and obsessed with appearances.

The most common phrases from both are along the lines of "pig ugly" "looks cool" etc etc.What does it matter what a bike looks like?

The purpose of a motorcycle is to get from point A to point B. Different folks will have different ideas of how the journey should be; as fast as humanly possible (sportsbike); comfortably (crusiers); as far as possible (tourer). But in no case does the appearance of a bike in any way have any bearing on its ability to perform its task. So why all the talk about appearances?

Apperance to me is about individuality, hence why i paint my bikes in my own personal theme instead of a standard OEM/GP copy job.

Id rather be myself instead of another sheep of the flock (god damn conformists)

**Reckless** · 18th September 2007, 18:59

What's with the sprotsbike riders? As you say!

Shit man its got nothing to do with a big cock.
Its about going faaast. The challenge of it, the thrill of it, the feel of pushing the machine, even if your ability is only pushing it 75% you are still pushing yourself 100%.

Jeepers man 1/2 the sports out there are about skill combined with the thrill of speed. Karting, F1, Moto gp, Moto x, any motorsport come to think of it. Why the heck do you think KB track days are so popular!!
Then you have, down hill sking, water sking, Mountain biking, flying sprints, jet boat sprints, all forms of speedway, Ice hockey and a thousand other sports.

Then add the thousands of spectators that "get it" and like to watch any sort of speed sport for their own partial fix of speed and admiration of the daring & skill of the participants!!

Jeepers 80% of the sports out there have speed as their basis. Even a good game of Rugby.

I got nothing whatsoever against cruiser riders but Jeepers man think about it before posting dumb arse questions!

**Chrislost** · 18th September 2007, 19:01

the only thing is that cruser riders usually see fit to wear chaps.
now i dont know about you but every time i fallen off the ass has been scratched off my gear.
this leads me to believe that cruser riders like anal sex as chaps are not good for anythign exept quick and easy access.

**Virago** · 18th September 2007, 19:15

Originally Posted by Reckless

...I got nothing whatsoever against cruiser riders but Jeepers man think about it before posting dumb arse questions!

Ah well.

You can lead a horse to the water closet, but it will never understand piss-take...

**The Lone Rider** · 18th September 2007, 19:18

Hmm, has anyone bothered to post all the links from all the posts that were nearly exactly the same as Viragos post, but with the words "sports bike" replaced with "cruiser" and "speed" replaced with "look" etc... except those ones were actually serious posts.

I can think of 4 distinct ones over the last few months but I know there are way way way more then that.

Funny.

Edit--

And I remember one recent post that seemed actually honest and genuinely interested in the asked about cruisers

Edit2 --

After a quick look, all the threads that started off like this but about cruisers and not a piss take have been moved to Pointless Drivel i think

**Rashika** · 18th September 2007, 19:20

Originally Posted by Chrislost

the only thing is that cruser riders usually see fit to wear chaps.
now i dont know about you but every time i fallen off the ass has been scratched off my gear.
this leads me to believe that cruser riders like anal sex as chaps are not good for anythign exept quick and easy access.

I'm confused... what is this post about?

Originally Posted by Chrislost

cant go past things in the twisties cos yo cant see far enough around the corner for it to be safe. fuckwit

and I must be a real dumb Buell rider at the moment, cos buggered if I can figure out what this means either?