What's with the sprotsbike riders?

[Reckless]

oh ye sure Virago back peddle now! That first post was written exactly in the tone of a piss take. oh well where all confused bikers, the only medication we get is riding!!

By the way I just got reminded by some positive bling (thanks) nothing I stated above should be done on the road haha!
I no, I crashed, but will i go fast again, not telling

[Virago]

oh ye sure Virago back peddle now! That first post was written exactly in the tone of a piss take...

Did you read the last line of the post?

No, not that one. Down further. Down...

Yes that one...

[Rashika]

Did you read the last line of the post?

No, not that one. Down further. Down...

Yes that one...

yeah...ya mean the one with the little (p/t) at the bottom? Nah i doubt they were able to read that far V.
Maybe they are more pissed off cos they are a year too late?

[limbimtimwim]

I farted.

Just thought you all should know.

[Virago]

I farted.

Just thought you all should know.

That was YOU? I thought it was our cat...

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Hi guys,

hullo

Help me out here. But I just don't understand you guys at all.

I can only but try...

Who wants to ride something that sounds (and even looks) like a demented sewing machine?

I don't, the VTwin sounds more like a lawn mower...

Hunched over the fuel tank, with sore wrists from constantly leaning forward?

usually means your not going fast enuff...

Cramp in the knees from the foetal riding position, and a sore neck from trying to see forward?

see above answer

Why do you do it? Is it - dare I say it? - the image?

Why of course, don't you no nuffing

Is it the scrapes on your knee sliders, or the size of your chicken strips that matter the most?

knee sliders are for whimps I have worn mine through... whats this chicken strip you talk of?

Are the twin gods of HP and RPM really so important?

Oh hail the gods of HP and RPM almighty

Does getting there as fast as possible really matter, or are you somehow lesser men for checking out the scenery on the way?

Scenery errr whats that?

I thought motorcycling was all about the journey, but it appears that getting to the destination as fast as possible is the only acceptable option?

Its just a faster journey

Above all, how can you be so arrogant as to have a different riding ethos than me?

cause I can... have, and do...

I have no desire to offend, but after all I'm just a one-eyed crusier rider, with nothing but scorn for the posers on the sprot bikes.

Its pronounced SPORTS... thats S-P-O-R-T-S

I feel I should have some affinity with all fellow bikers, but it is hard to open my mind to differing views.

Help me out here - where am I going wrong?

Eeat more belgium biskets and you'll be fine

(P/T)

A bigger PT back at you...

[Virago]

...whats this chicken strip you talk of?...

I should have got a photo of yours at the weekend - I haven't seen that much pristine shiny rubber in a long time...

[Dave-]

the image?

for me? yeah.

It's totally the wank factor, the "HI! LOOK AT MEEEEE!" as much as is possible on a 150.

i wouldnt say im arogant though, I'll nod to crusiers etc infact i intend on owning one some day (not stereotyping!)

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

I should have got a photo of yours at the weekend - I haven't seen that much pristine shiny rubber in a long time...

brand new tyre... and one must stick with the learner on her first trip

[Virago]

Yeah, yeah...

[Swoop]

We don't like fucking tassels.

End of story.

[Virago]

We don't like fucking tassels.

End of story.

Never tried it. Did you get fluff stuff under your foreskin?

[Brett]

Because if I wanted a comfy chair and wind if my face, I would by a lazy boy and a big fan. Cheaper too.

[Rashika]

Never tried it. Did you get fluff stuff under your foreskin?

not that I've noticed... altho I might be lacking that piece of equipment to test that theory. I LIKE my tassels, esp cos it peevs Dangerous

[Swoop]

Never tried it. Did you get fluff stuff under your foreskin?

What foreskin?