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    Thumbs up Classic Catch!

    From another forum...

    "As most in here will be aware, my current occupation is not a real secret and not the most favoured one amongst most of you. All that aside, today I fulfilled a fantasy that no doubt most of you would secretly or openly harbour.

    Situation - Riding to work today and as I approach the one round-about on my journey, I slow and approach with caution.

    Caution? - I do this because this (and indeed most) round-abouts rely on the driver / rider to actually engage their brain in first gear and think about that give way rule. They don't have to rely on a set of lights to tell them what to do, so they actually should think about what they are doing.

    The approach - As I am heading to the round-about, I check no cars entering or approaching to my right so I am clear. A quick glance to the left and I see a BMW X5 urban assault vehicle, complete with (sorry ladies) a female driver at the helm. I am close enough to see that her brief, and boy do I mean brief, glance towards my approach has not yeilded her actually seeing me. I can only judge this because by now she hasn't begun to slow down.

    The entry - Now I am not dumb. I know I haven't been seen and am not planning on becoming a hood ornament. I adjust my speed enough so I could arrive in roughly the same spot on the round-about as she does as she enters the round-about, and obviously slow and apply a fair quantity of horn (the one atached to the bike that is) to garnish her attention.

    The result - Yes, there was the initial shock upon her face. However that quickly transferred to my face as she proceeded to give me a middle finger salute as she proceeded on her merry way.

    However - Her personlised rego number was very easy to remember the short distance to work.

    The investigation - Suffice to say it was quickly discovered that she lived locally

    The visit - I knock on the front door some 2 hours later and politely inform her that I was there investigating a traffic incident from earlier that day and ask a few questions about the matter. The kicker was when she said "That motorbike rider has got no proof it happened, you can't do anything about it. Even if I did do it, who cares, no one got hurt."

    The outcome - It was at about that point that the dreaded yellow piece of paper was completed and handed over to her as her verbal tirade continued. It wasn't until the very end after many threats of court appearances and "I'll have your job" and the like did I inform her that it was I that was on that motorbike.

    One recorded conversation - free
    Failing to give way when entering a roundabout - $105 and 3 points
    Look on her face - Priceless

    Motorbikes 1 - Cars 0. That's one for us......."

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    Hahaha good job, well done.

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    Dunno who or where, but good on that man! What a fucking useless POS cager attuitude.

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    So there are perks to that job.
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    Brilliant, wish it happened more often!
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    Good for you....whatta bitch...sounds like she wouldnt have cared if she had knocked you off the bike.
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    Hang on lads.... that was not me! As stated at the top of the thread, this is from another forum.

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    whoops...didnt see that.....Good on whoever it was anyway....
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    Where do I sign up!??!!

    Really pisses me off when people are in the fault and they still flick the bird... Wish I had a 12ga on me at that time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marknz View Post
    Hang on lads.... that was not me! As stated at the top of the thread, this is from another forum.
    well i would like to remove my green bling then thanks
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    people actually have to make an effort to "think" at a round about??? uhhh... right.......... someone needs their IQ tested and wiped out from earth to ensure they don't further taint the gene pool....
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    Classic. She would have be smartin like hell!! Who cares what gender - they got what they deserved.
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

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    Wonder... since she gave the bird, whether it was replied in kind, with interest perhaps, after her outbust???

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    ive seen this before =/ not sure where though....
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    Yeah it's utter bullshit when someone gives you the finger or swears at you when it is themselves that are entirely in the wrong.

    I've had a little daydream of being knocked off the bike by a stupid careless driver and then getting up off the tarmac and bashing the person who knocked me off the bike in the face with my carbon knuckled gloves.

    Good story even if it wasn't you.

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