I'm a motorciccling hard-arse because...

**gijoe1313** · 23rd September 2006, 20:37

Originally Posted by John Banks

Replace 'anime fangirls' with 'yaoi fangirls', then you've got scary that would make Cthulhu turn in his fuzzy pjs.

Or 300lb hairy, sweaty and smelly men wearing sailor moon costumes...

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 23rd September 2006, 21:11

Originally Posted by idb

Scare old ladies....ha! I can scare old men as well!!!!

I scare myself...

**McJim** · 23rd September 2006, 21:12

Seen my new profile pic?

every fucker should be scared now!

**Swoop** · 23rd September 2006, 21:32

Originally Posted by McJim

every fucker should be scared now!

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

**McJim** · 23rd September 2006, 21:36

Originally Posted by Swoop

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

Would you be surprised if I told you that I'd heard that one before?

Lucky the photo was so sharp - the missus was pissing herself laughing while she took the photo - it's all a spin off from the Bikes n' heels thread - bobsmith wanted to see someone on a bike in a miniskirt - was the closest thing I could find in 5 minutes. Still a funny shot methinks.

**Kornholio** · 23rd September 2006, 21:39

Originally Posted by renegade master

Im the REAL motorcyling hard arse. All the rest of u's want to copy me. I am the orgianal.

Replace all of that with 'arse' and you will be pretty well bang on...............

**Big Dave** · 23rd September 2006, 22:50

Originally Posted by McJim

Seen my new profile pic?

every fucker should be scared now!

Any bastard with a garage that tidy is definitely a worry.

**Big Dave** · 23rd September 2006, 22:51

Originally Posted by Swoop

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

Inspection of the seat would verify. But that would be pooning.

**gijoe1313** · 23rd September 2006, 22:52

Originally Posted by Swoop

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

I'm....blind

**Smorg** · 24th September 2006, 03:40

because im harder, better, meaner and uglier than you

**pritch** · 24th September 2006, 08:02

Originally Posted by scumdog

I betcha she still wears knickers with her mini skirt...

Biff once said to Mrs B, "Your knickers are coming down."
"How do you know?" she asked.
"I just decided."

And bling to McJim for that frightening photo.

**miSTa** · 24th September 2006, 18:33

Originally Posted by idb

I wear black leather in public places ...who the fuck are the Village People anyway?
The oil under my fingernails needs changed every 6 months.
Scare old ladies....ha! I can scare old men as well!!!!

If you didn't have that 888 you wouldn't have oil under your fingernails

Btw matey, you scare the shit out of me also!